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jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
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posted October 23, 2004 12:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How to be a John Kerry fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan". http://vikingphoenix.com/e2004/kerry/kerryjokes.htm

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LibraSparkle
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posted October 23, 2004 12:27 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny One-Liners by Leno, Letterman, Stewart & Others string are the Kerry jokes, JW.

Don't know why I didn't specify in the subject.

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jwhop
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posted October 23, 2004 12:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Doesn't matter LS, that ice fishing joke was very funny very!

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Petron
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posted October 23, 2004 06:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
jwhop you know thats a poor rip off of this old joke.....(it goes something like this)


a teacher was discussing the upcoming election and was asking the students who they would vote for and why....
when she asked bobby , he said, "well my daddy votes democrat so i guess i would vote for the democrat..."
so the teacher responds "well if your daddy was a crook then would you be a crook too?"
"no" says bobby, "then i would be a republican..."

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