posted November 01, 2004 12:23 PM              

Stupid People Love Bush

New Study Shows Correlation Between
Decline Of IQ And Rise Of GOP
By Will Durst
10-30-4

"Stupid people love Bush" new study proves According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin. As Chief Resident Dr. Louis Friend characterized the results of the research, "the less intelligent you are, the more you like Bush." This landmark study, conducted over a 5 month period, involved 2400 likely voters bridging all economic stratas in the 17 states generally considered up for grabs on November 2nd. Participants were tested for intelligence, then asked to fill out a 12 page series of questions involving the Presidential candidates with results released earlier this week.

The consensus: the higher the IQ, the less people trust Bush and respect the job his administration has done. The lower the IQ, the more people admire his steadfastness. "It was pretty much a slam dunk. There's no nice way to say this. Dumb people like him. They think his unwavering nature is a positive personality trait. They even venerate him for never admitting mistakes, even when he's wrong. On the other hand, smart people think he's a lying bully. I mean, c'mon, you have a deserter accusing a decorated veteran of treason. Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?"

Preliminary results:

IQ Above 140: Kerry 80%, Bush 20%.

120-140: Kerry 65%, Bush 35%.

100-120: Kerry 54%, Bush 46%.

80-100: Bush 54%, Kerry 46%.

60-80: Bush 60%, Kerry 15%, Dale Earnhardt Jr. 25%.

Apparently, Bush's good-evil, black-white philosophy resonates on an inverse relationship with higher education, whereas it became evident over the period of analysis that John Kerry's nuanced arguments are only understood by people who paid attention in any class above the 5th grade.

Doctor Friend elaborated: "It has to do with intellectual curiosity. Folks see Bush in front of a stream talking about the environment and they assume he's in favor of it, even though if you read his legislation, I'd be surprised to hear him endorse shade. This also explains why Bush gets away with pretending he doesn't know how the Senate works, allowing him to call Kerry a flip-flopper."

Friend released evidence that this type of disconnect exists across the board: education, foreign policy, the economy, post 9-11 security response and State Dinner entertainment choices. Also discovered was a direct correlation between the number of preset Country Western stations on car radios and Bush's approval rating. Dr. Friend attributes this phenomena to the simplicity inherent in the messages indigenous to both. Classical music listeners were preponderantly Kerry supporters, but surprisingly, on heavy metal, the two split down the middle.

Spotting a trend, Friend cautioned, "Because of the deterioration in public education, larger and larger segments of the population are creeping downward IQ-wise, cementing the hold Republicans have on the electorate." However, if the election were held today, Bush would hold a lead of 52-48 in the popular vote, but would be virtually tied in the Electoral College, which Bush supporters argue against because the word College angers them. When contacted, a Kerry spokesman just chuckled. No Bush spokesperson was made available for comment. It was also found that Ralph Nader supporters were the brightest of all political proponents tested, but Dr. Friend dismissed them as "too smart for their own good."

In a related study, smart people prefer baseball because the pace is such that there is time to read.



(now understand, I ain't sayin' this is true [but I think it's kinda funny],taking into consideration our well educated, well spoken, well read inteligent jwhop, but in some cases is jest might be now.)

jwhop...don't take this personally...it's not aimed atchew....but I think it applies to a good number of bushies out there...

posted November 01, 2004 12:38 PM            

Bush has a higher IQ than Kerry. Bush voters are typically more successful economically and socially than Kerry voters.

Bush voters include most business people and those who own their own businesses and invest in America. Not exactly the stupid people your brain dead twit attempted to put forth.

posted November 01, 2004 01:27 PM              

If Bush has a higher IQ than Kerry it is a well hidden secret, jwhop.

When a man has to resort to character assassination of his opponents all the time instead of debating the issues that alone shows a lack of intelligence.

I don't know if this is true or not, but it sounds logical to me, Rainbow. There has to be some reason why so-called "reality shows" and the Jerry Springer show has stayed on TV. I know intelligent people don't watch that garbage.

I like country western music and so do a lot of other people outside the south so yeah, I would have to agree with miss_apple that some of that report shows discrimination.

posted November 01, 2004 01:34 PM            

The lying John Kerry has engaged in character assassination against the President for more than 2 years, with yapping attacks. Bush didn't even fire back until about 4 months ago.

You're always short on facts Mirandee but that's the liberal way because one of two things is usually true. Liberals don't know the facts and care nothing for facts or the facts destroy their own arguments.