posted November 07, 2004 12:04 PM            

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

Indeed The Landover Baptist Church is a complete fiction and a parody, similar to John Kerry and the radical left Marxists who say they love America.

posted November 08, 2004 04:24 AM              

Thanks so much for the link to that hilarious website!!!!

It is soooo funneeee....I'm just LMAO

....and everybody knows laughter is good medicine....

posted November 08, 2004 01:57 PM              

Hee hee! i absolutely love that web site, it is SUCH a kick in the pants. Ya gotta have a sense of humour to "get it" - and i love that you do, too! Thanks for appreciating its mockery, all in good fun...