posted March 29, 2005 01:48 AM              

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Exit quickly or feel the sting of the pimp hand.

Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterward.

Do not shut the door on a fire. That just makes it angry.

If you find yourself trapped, call the fire and rescue department immediately. If they are unable to save you with their ladders, they will provide a bong to ease your suffering.

If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly.

There are a lot more here. I just posted some of the ones that made me giggle the most.

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posted March 29, 2005 01:58 AM              

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if you drop the soap .....kick it all the way into the locker room before picking it up

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posted March 29, 2005 03:13 AM            

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Um, is anyone else having *iNappROPriate* material popping up on their screen whenever they open this thread?

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"This above all:
to thine own self be true,
And it must follow,
as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false
to any man." - Shakespeare

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posted March 29, 2005 10:11 AM              

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Seriously?

I just see a bunch of warning signs with funny interpretive text below.

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posted March 29, 2005 10:24 AM            

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Ah! There it is again.

I see the pictures you posted but another page pops up with ... stuff. I've opened alot of threads here at random just to see if it would happen on another one ... and then I've opened up random pages from my favorites, too. Nope, just this one. But I don't know much about computers so I don't know what's going on.

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"This above all:
to thine own self be true,
And it must follow,
as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false
to any man." - Shakespeare

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posted March 29, 2005 05:32 PM              

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Yeah... those Homeland Security tips are just a hoot....

MK

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posted March 30, 2005 03:48 PM            

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Do you know whether or not that your using a firewall on you PC Eleanore?

That might be what is giving you the problem if your not.

Most likely that is due to spyware that links from the website that LL got the pictures from, it's good to check that once in a while.

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posted March 30, 2005 08:55 PM            

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Omg, that site is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! Thank you, LibraSparkle!

And welcome back!

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