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jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
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posted August 18, 2005 05:21 PM
  
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Alaska ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC! 
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Mystic Gemini
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posted August 18, 2005 07:21 PM
Don't forget Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
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Petron
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posted August 18, 2005 07:37 PM
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Don't forget Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
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ScotScorp
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posted August 19, 2005 11:53 AM
 ooohhhkay. IP: Logged |
lioneye68
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posted August 21, 2005 03:58 AM
And Ft. McMurray, Alberta, Canada.We're paying 1.02 per litre here right now How about you guys? Apparently we have enough crude oil to supply the world for decades, yet we pay more for it than the countries we sell it to. Even if you live in the province that it's harvested from. How fricken lame is that???! We ride our bikes alot. IP: Logged |
leoelf
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posted August 21, 2005 03:09 PM
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Randall
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posted August 22, 2005 08:55 AM
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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll IP: Logged |
proxieme
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posted August 22, 2005 09:40 AM
If we rode our bikes around here a lot, we'd die of heat stroke.
My friend's a PA who works in an ER, and she said that on Saturday someone was brought in with a core temp of 108 dF. He had been doing PT (working out) at 6 PM.We're paying $2.50/gal for low-test. IP: Logged |
Mystic Gemini
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posted August 22, 2005 11:15 AM
Maybe Iran will come next.------------------
Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra "You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream." - Talib Kweli IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted August 22, 2005 06:59 PM
God there's SUCH an oil shortage, especially during the summer, that's why oil prices ALWAYS go up during the summer, its because our supply is SO short, its not cause everyone takes vacations and drives...it has NOTHING to do with demand, and EVERYTHING to do with supply, we MUST drill. I think we need to drill in Jwhops brain, cause its clearly full of oil and not grey matter.  IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted August 22, 2005 07:27 PM
i think i know what jwhop will say, especially considering my name 
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"Let me get my drill and a nice sharp drill bit to drill some nice round holes in your skull so what I'm going to say penetrates Petron "-jwhop
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TINK
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posted August 22, 2005 07:51 PM
Did he really say that? God he's charming.  *breathes deep* Ah! I love the smell of arrogance on a man. IP: Logged |
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