posted September 06, 2005 06:06 PM            

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

Even if he's nuts, leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
and
repeat this message.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace, so here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present, you know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home, and after 90 days the
remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where
they are. They're illegal!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21, because the older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else, and they can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school, that way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..... Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan?

11) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired,
your
poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
'you want a piece of me?' "
You gotta love Robin Williams..

posted September 06, 2005 06:40 PM              

quote:

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"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”."-Robin Williams

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posted September 06, 2005 07:31 PM            

Serious and humerous ! So it appears his politics are somewhere in between