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Rainbow~
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posted March 17, 2006 03:53 PM
 
Late Breaking News!!
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu to the U.S., George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands .
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Petron
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posted March 17, 2006 06:14 PM
 "thats right....and if i hear 'WHO' one more time.....im gonna nuke the owls next!!" IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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posted March 17, 2006 06:37 PM
 poor canaries
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Rainbow~
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posted March 17, 2006 08:28 PM
"Who?"  IP: Logged |
Johnny
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posted March 18, 2006 01:42 AM
Rofl, Rainbow. IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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posted March 18, 2006 02:23 PM
alternative:
He could pass the problem over to Cheney and he could go around and shoot them in the face.
If that doesn't embarrass the US then I don't know what will.IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted March 18, 2006 08:39 PM
...and then when Cheney gets through...we can do something to the chicken hawks too???  Notorious bird flu carriers! (and worse...) IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
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posted March 20, 2006 10:51 AM
"Aye Tis True"
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass
lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the White House
for assistance. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is
President Bush. How might I help you?
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind
as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter.
" George W, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took
care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also
obliged to notify the next of kin." IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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posted March 20, 2006 12:39 PM
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Rainbow~
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posted March 20, 2006 09:23 PM
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maklhouf
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posted March 22, 2006 11:31 AM
excellent!------------------
And I will give thee the treasures of darkness
Isiah 45:3 IP: Logged |
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