posted April 18, 2006 09:52 PM              

4-18-6

"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the Army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people

Listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards' maxed out. No one's speaking to you: Mission accomplished.

"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man?

"Now I know what you're saying. There're so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly! I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a ****** president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.

"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky.

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.

"So, yes, God does speak to you. What He is saying is, 'Take a hint.'"

posted April 18, 2006 11:05 PM            

Dear Bill,

there was a time when you were actually funny. You've put that all behind you now.

You should give serious consideration to firing your entire writers staff. The problem Bill is they think everyone is as radical and left as you and they are.

It's not helpful to your career to pi*s off the majority of an available audience. You are finding yourself preaching to a small and dwindling choir.

You should have had your first clue when you bombed on ABC. A guest list of brain dead morons from Hollywood isn't helpful. When you've heard one brain dead twit spouting nonsense about foreign and domestic policy, you've heard them all.

posted April 18, 2006 11:15 PM              

If this kind of media continues..and people keep believing most of it..we are in big trouble..don't you think?

Have we forgotten about respect..for each other..and the human race. ...
dis-grace..

posted April 19, 2006 11:35 AM            

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It's not helpful to your career to pi*s off the majority of an available audience.

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posted April 19, 2006 03:41 PM              

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You can argue that not all of that is Bush's fault

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Quite...

posted April 19, 2006 05:48 PM              

august 30,2005

junior picks a geeetar while new orleans is drowning.....

*******

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here baby, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
Wooo Woooo
Wooo Hooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

posted April 19, 2006 06:33 PM              

I love Bill Maher. I watch "Real Time" every week. Favorite part of the show: New Rules. lol

Maher is non partisan and has Republican Bush supporters on his show too. Republican Senators, Governors etc. He even makes the audience be nice to them. He has that columnist Ann Coulter on his show a lot. She flirts with Bill Maher all the time on the show. Bill Maher tries to be fair and get both sides of issues. Doesn't mean he is a Bush Supporter though.

posted April 19, 2006 06:43 PM              

The "IMG" HAS TO BE IN CAPS.....that's all.....

like this....

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posted April 19, 2006 11:49 PM              

Bill Maher has slept with a Republican! *gasp*