posted July 22, 2006 12:27 PM              

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>> The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has
>> intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to
>> stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are
>> prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be
>> required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
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>> Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
>> professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields
>> at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there
>> was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red
>> Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold,
>> exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some
>> free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even
>> get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
>>
>> In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
>> fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
>> that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he>
>> said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much
>> they wouldn't give milk."
>>
>> Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
>> near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them
>> across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
>>
>> "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
>> Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of
>> drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,
>> though."
>>
>> When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
>> wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
>> have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
>> re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic
>> beer and watch
>> NASCAR races.
>>
>> In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of
>> Crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus
>> trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
>> half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration
>> authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen
>> passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were
>> alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The
>> Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
>>
>> Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
>> creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
>> Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian
>> economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many
>> art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions
>> between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met
>> with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would
>> take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're
>> going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might
>> put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is
>> determined to reach out," he said.
>>

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posted July 26, 2006 10:47 PM            

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bump

Disclaimer: This bump is not to be taken as an endorsement of this thread. While I may or may not support it depending on its contents, I am merely trying to put the forum back the way it was before VL spammed it with articles.

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posted July 27, 2006 03:06 AM              

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Actually this thread pokes fun at liberals. So I would think that you would endorse it, Isis. If you had read it you would know it pokes fun at liberals.

I just think that it is good to laugh at ourselves once in a while instead of taking ourselves so seriously all the time. I think it's okay to poke fun at conservative Republicans and it's okay to poke fun at liberal Democrats.

I thought that Randall was the moderator at GU. Are you another one of the moderators here at GU, Isis?

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posted July 27, 2006 03:17 PM            

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Mirandee - I'm getting kinda tired of having to point out to you when you're not reading something thoroughly. I have no problem with debate and discussion, but it helps if someone who is adressing something you said actually read it. (ie; "I may or may not support it, depending on the content")

That was a generic disclaimer posted on threads regardless of their content. I thought it would be clear by the wording. That is, if you're actually reading and "digested" what was said.

No I'm not the moderator, but again such a fact should be obvious by pulling up the forums and looking at who moderates which forum. The moderator is free to come back in here and put VLs spam back the way it was if they so choose.

I thought you would be grateful, plenty of your threads were bumped. I bumped irrelevant of content - hence the disclaimer.

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posted July 27, 2006 04:02 PM            

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Thanks Isis, I wanted to read up this a.m. but didn`t have time to sort thru the mess.

Mirandee, hilarious!

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posted July 27, 2006 04:19 PM            

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And incidentally Mirandee, yes it is hilarious.

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