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lalalinda
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posted September 20, 2006 09:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I recieved this in an e-mail
from a retired (wife of) a Military friend

Its neither Democrat nor Republican
Its American hope you enjoy it


The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...

(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

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jwhop
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posted September 20, 2006 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Draft Robin Williams...for President of the United States.

lalalinda

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lioneye68
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posted September 20, 2006 01:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
who could argue with that????

thanks, Lala - that made me chuckle.

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Isis
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posted September 20, 2006 02:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like his plan.

He's got my vote...

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Petron
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posted September 20, 2006 10:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
we've already been over this one .....

this wasnt written by robin williams (although i would vote for him too)

only the statue of liberty joke at the end is his.....
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp


you guys sure do fall for misinformation easily dont you?

and yes its definitely republican

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DayDreamer
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posted September 20, 2006 11:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was surprised Robin Williams would write most of this stuff!

Thanks for clearing that up Petron.

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jwhop
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posted September 21, 2006 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awww, does than mean we should cancel the...
"Robin Williams for President" tee shirt order?

lalalinda

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AcousticGod
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posted September 21, 2006 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought we saw that one before. It definitely doesn't sound like Robin Williams.

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and
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posted September 21, 2006 04:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had a feeling he wasnt that dense.

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"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation"

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lalalinda
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posted September 21, 2006 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If you could see my smile Jwhop.
Makes me you even more.

acoustic, I didn't know you knew Robin Williams?
Why haven't you been bragging about it before this?
Or do you just think you know him because of a comedy skit you heard???

Petron maybe a non-partisan could pull the Democrats and Republicans together.
That is if he (R.W.) hasn't already campaigned for someone.

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AcousticGod
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posted September 21, 2006 07:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You do realize that Robin Williams is playing a Jon Stewart-like character in an upcoming movie, right? I'm sure that it will attempt to appeal to both sides, but we all know where films like that originate.

An Aries wrote the movie incidentally.

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