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AceNeerav
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posted October 10, 2008 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AceNeerav     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

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Mannu
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posted October 10, 2008 10:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mannu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, time to laugh after the debonair Bill Clinton raped the Americans and the world

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Man is the only animal that can smile. That made us take one giant step in our evolutionary cycle.

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AceNeerav
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posted October 10, 2008 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AceNeerav     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
and dont forget to check this section out http://www.dubyaspeak.com/incidents.phtml?page=1

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posted October 10, 2008 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


Quotes - Best of DubyaSpeak
(The most memorable Dubya moments)

By popular demand, the Best of DubyaSpeak. Here you will find the Top 20 all-time classic Dubya utterances, as determined by DubyaSpeak.com viewers and the editor. It's still highly recommended that you sift through the rest of the collection, but if you're pressed for time, get your fix here.

TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY DUBYASPEAK VIEWERS
(Based on the percentage support for quotes voted on in the "Favorite DubyaSpeak" polls)

10. My most important job is to defend the homeland, to protect innocent Americans from the deaths of the killers.
9. First thing that Medicare has done is it says that if you're — when you join Medicare, you get preventative screenings. Put in Texas terms, in order to solve something, you got to diagnose it.
8. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
7. A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief.
6. I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
5. I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo.
4. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
3. I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
2. This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.
1. There — it's — you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY THE EDITOR
(The personal favorites of the DubyaSpeak.com editor, chosen from the remainder of the collection)

10. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
9. There's a lot of us getting ready to retire. We're called baby boomers. As a matter of fact, my retirement age is 2,008.
8. I like to tell people, Laura and I are proud to be Texas — own a Texas ranch, and for us, every day is Earth Day.
7. I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
6. And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the — nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — of the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 — 4,000 hours.
5. And, most importantly, Alma Powell, Secretary of Colin Powell, is with us.
4. No question in my mind these are tough times for America. But there's no question in my mind we'll prevail. Right is on our side. And we'll prevail, because we're a fabulous nation, and we're a fabulous nation because we're a nation full of fabulous people.
3. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.
2. We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their — their love with women all across this country.
1. There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again.


Is it any wonder our economy is collapsing after 8 years of damage from this nincompoop?

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Barack Hussein O'Bomber at his articulate "best".

Prepare yourselves for an oratory feast.
http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2008/07/obamas_porky_pi.php

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AcousticGod
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posted October 10, 2008 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No contest there, Jwhop.

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know acoustic. There was Bush at his articulate best and barely able to be understood; and there was O'Bomber at his articulate best using language most people can't even understand since most of us don't know what uhhh, ahhh, ummmm, hmmm and other such highbrow words actually mean.

I suppose that's a sign a Harvard education really did pay off for O'Bomber.

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BlueRoamer
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posted October 10, 2008 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jwhop as someone with strong nationalist leanings, I should expect you to always respect the office of the president no matter their affiliation.

With that being said I should expect you to start showing more respect for your future president.

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 02:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I knew O'Bomber told Europeans "I'm the One you've been waiting for" but I didn't know they'd elected O'Bomber President of Europe...yet.

I'll have no problem acknowledging O'Bomber as President of Europe.

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AcousticGod
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posted October 10, 2008 02:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Where did Bush go to school?

Yeah, I don't think you could ever succeed at comparing the gaffe of controlling and censoring speech to the gaffe of speaking without the help of a good, real-time censor. Stammering for the right words makes a person look considerate. Unconsidered incoherence makes a person look like an idiot.

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 03:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, you must learn to read with comprehension acoustic.

I said a Harvard education "paid off for O'Bomber". He's learned so many new words there. He managed to say all that without the help of his teleprompter.

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AcousticGod
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posted October 10, 2008 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh Boy! You really put me in my place there, genius.

Only an idiot would try to defend Bush's gaffes by bringing Obama's stammering to the table. You want to say Obama learned to stammer at Harvard? Then you must also want to be saying that Bush learned to mangle the english language at Yale, right? You make about as much sense as a Bush gaffe.

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, I thought you knew acoustic. Bush went to Harvard too. Let me apologize right here and now for overestimating your knowledge.

It seems only O'Bomber learned to use those highbrow words like...ummm, ahhh, ummm, hmmm and others at good ole Harvard.

I don't profess to know where Bush acquired his particular brand of English and Spanish proficiency.

Now acoustic, I'm not sure how one would find a gaffe rating scale but on any gaffe scale, I would rate saying "Iran is a tiny country and no threat to the United States" and then, the next day saying "Iran is a grave threat"..I would say that ranks right up there on the gaffe rating bell curve.

Sounds idiotic to most people.


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AcousticGod
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posted October 10, 2008 04:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, you're right. He went to Yale and Harvard, and still didn't seem to learn how to speak properly until entering the White House. Must be the company he kept.

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Now acoustic, I'm not sure how one would find a gaffe rating scale but on any gaffe scale, I would rate saying "Iran is a tiny country and no threat to the United States" and then, the next day saying "Iran is a grave threat"..I would say that ranks right up there on the gaffe rating bell curve.

Sounds idiotic to most people.


In context, it doesn't. Not at all.

“Strong countries and strong presidents talk to their adversaries. That’s what Kennedy did with Khrushchev. That’s what Reagan did with Gorbachev. That’s what Nixon did with Mao. I mean, think about it. Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don’t pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us. And yet we were willing to talk to the Soviet Union at the time when they were saying we’re going to wipe you off the planet. And ultimately that direct engagement led to a series of measures that helped prevent nuclear war, and over time allowed the kind of opening that brought down the Berlin Wall. Now, that has to be the kind of approach that we take." - Barack Obama, May 18, 2008

You've completely misquoted.

Do you want a bigger shovel?

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jwhop
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posted October 10, 2008 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In context, the O'Bomber gaffe is even more egregious and rates higher...when one considers O'Bomber has 300 so called foreign policy experts giving him "foreign policy" advice. One little nut from a tiny country with a nuclear weapon would ruin anyone's day.

And on a different subject, there was an even bigger gaffe...if that's possible.

When Russia invaded Georgia...with troops and tanks, the first words out of O'Bomber's mouth were to blame both Russia and Georgia equally for Russia attacking and invading Georgia. Gaffe one.

Then, O'Bomber turned around and said the US should take Russia to the UN Security Council with a demand Russia withdraw. In other words, leave this invasion of a sovereign nation to the UN Security Council.
Problem, Russia is a permanent member of the UN Security Council and would automatically veto any UN condemnation or demand for Russia to withdraw forces from Georgia...and if Russia didn't want to exercise their veto, then China would. Gaffe 2.

Nonsense, The Soviet Union never, ever, not once said they were going to wipe the US off the map.

More nonsense, Reagan never met with any of the former Soviet Union leaders...though they sure wanted one. When Reagan met with Gorby, the makings of a deal had already been worked out and there were preconditions to the meeting.

And you will have to excuse me here acoustic but the little raving nut who is the elected leader of Iran has none of the stature of Gorby...and further, should never be treated like he does.

Tis not I who needs the shovel acoustic. But, I would say you are so anxious to dig your hole ever deeper that perhaps you should consider an excavator.

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posted October 10, 2008 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted October 10, 2008 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NosiS     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Mannu
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posted October 10, 2008 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mannu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Man is the only animal that can smile. That made us take one giant step in our evolutionary cycle.

You got to love Bush. He doesn't lie thru his teeths like most democrats are known for. May be occasional slip of tongues.

For example:

“If you want to build a big project and you can’t get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside.”
~ George W. Bush
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport, 2002-10-14
Terrorism has been great for the oil industry. As a “side effect” of terrorism, there is a new Unocal pipeline through Afghanistan and America will soon control Iraq which has $10 trillion in oil reserves, second only to Saudi Arabia. Terrorism has also done booming business for the defense industry as well.

His entire speech here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/10/20021014-4.html

What they want to hide from socialists but compassionate capitalists like Bush can't. Go educate your candidate OhBummer. Teach him 101 facts of capitalism.

Oh BTW, I no longer like OhBummer speeches. He has nothing substantial to say and everytime he lies, he spews Uhs in his speeches. I now respect McCain more and more.

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Mannu
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posted October 10, 2008 07:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mannu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That Uh-count was hilarious but got boring after a while.

I got to say this as well:

Every time I hear Obama's voice I go back to the Uganda and Kenya region in Africa. Idi Amin comes to mind then. Anyone remember that cannibal who lusted after human flesh?

Obama is lusting after power so he could have Americans for lunch. 100 million all over the world already killed by socialists in this century alone. Going to Harvard may have made him polished, but I fear how his energy could be misused. We already saw he was sitting in the American hating pews of Wright. Who knows what else is to come.

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AceNeerav
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posted October 10, 2008 11:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AceNeerav     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Stammering for the right words makes a person look considerate. Unconsidered incoherence makes a person look like an idiot

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jwhop
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posted October 11, 2008 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry, but when O'Bomber is without his teleprompter he sounds like a person with an unfocused, untidy mind who just can't seem to find the right word...or someone who is thinking up a convenient lie to spout in answer to a question.

O'Bomber would never make the grade at the "Toastmasters Club". He looks and sounds anything but considerate.

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Mannu
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posted October 11, 2008 12:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mannu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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In a communication on stammering published in 1915 it was pointed out that we were dealing with a psychoneurotic disturbance, the chief mechanism of which was a conflict produced by resistance against betrayal through speech of certain repressed trends of thought, preeminently of a sexual nature. These repressed trends were found on analysis to refer principally to the Oedipus situation, certain sexual acts or thoughts, masochistic phantasies, tabooed words relating to the sexual, urinary or anal functions (forbidden coprolalia), and, finally, the pleasure relating to early stages of the organization of the libido. Further analytic experience has tended to confirm and widen these observations, and has furnished material for a clearer and more definite formulation of the problem of stammering as a psychoneurotic disorder, particularly as more attention was concentrated on the part played by the oral libido.


Biden stammers too. And his lies are well known over the 30 years. Obama is newbee. However, his stammers are good indications of his performance in the future.

Biden is a good man , but still not presidential enough. Missing leadership.
I still like Biden more than Obama.

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AcousticGod
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posted October 11, 2008 03:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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O'Bomber would never make the grade at the "Toastmasters Club".

That's a very unusual thing to say about a person well known for his oratory.

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