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Randall
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posted May 09, 2004 06:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
Beauty.
The random
chance occurrence of
a set of genetic accidents...
enhanced by chemicals
such as
hair care products,
perfume,
and
make-up.
I'm not impressed.
What's so hot about that?
But character
intelligence
honesty...
those are the real
turn-ons.
Now, that's HOT!
Where have all the hot chicks
gone?
I want a chick who is
intelligent, honest, and has
character.
Oh, and if she also has that random
chance
occurrence thing...
that wouldn't be so bad either.

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Yang
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From: Somewhere over the Clouds
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posted May 09, 2004 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yang     Edit/Delete Message
You read my mind right,Randall.

I also want what you want BUT I would also like a good looking girl.Sorry about that.
Honesty would come first,then character then intellegence.

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Yin
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posted May 09, 2004 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
To all the guys looking for the RIGHT girl

Would you see if I told you to look
Would you hear if I said, would you listen
Would you know it is Her that you’re missing...
An illusion confined in the books

Sorry, guys, I couldn't help myself

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The passenger
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posted May 09, 2004 04:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The passenger     Edit/Delete Message
Funny and realistic :-)

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dafremen
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posted May 10, 2004 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dafremen     Edit/Delete Message
You should write more often Randall. That was great!

daf

P.S. Yang..Randall would like the good looking part too. That's what he's referring to in the last four lines.

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Yang
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posted May 11, 2004 06:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yang     Edit/Delete Message
Thanx Dafremen for pointing that out.

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Randall
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posted May 11, 2004 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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pixelpixie
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posted May 11, 2004 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Honestly, Randall....
Those are some easy expectations.
If you are truly looking, surely you shall find it.

Great poem!!!

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silverbells
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posted July 21, 2004 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for silverbells     Edit/Delete Message
Yes. Let's have another. Quite Nice.

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Get some love in your groove, just get hip to forgive... - Michael Franks

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Randall
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posted July 21, 2004 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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Charlotte
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posted July 22, 2004 05:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
Randall,
You will find her! She may be right where you least expect her to be.
Wake up moon-lit man, and find her if you can!

Please! write more...


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May the angel of your higher s-elf, guide you always.

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Randall
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posted July 23, 2004 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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TINK
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posted July 23, 2004 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
I've seen Randall's pic and I think he's a cutie.

There. I said it.

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Randall
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posted July 23, 2004 08:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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pixelpixie
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posted July 23, 2004 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
*GASP*

I saw that, you two!!!!!
No playing in the back!!!
You should be ashamed of yourself, using such language around the kiddies!

Don't make me turn this car around!!!!!

*Just wait until your father gets home, young lady! He will hear all about this little escapade!

j/k

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pixelpixie
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posted July 23, 2004 09:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
*Gonna run over to astral realms now, to flirt with Ra........

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Irish Eyes
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posted July 23, 2004 11:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
I hope that you find what you are looking for Randall!

The real "hot chicks" are all looking for the real "hot men". Just in case you really want to know where they are! LOL

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TINK
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posted July 24, 2004 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Awww pix you caught me.
You really have a sixth sense for this stuff dontcha?

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Charlotte
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posted August 03, 2004 03:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
I'm with Tink...I think that Randall is a "Hottie"

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TINK
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posted August 03, 2004 07:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Hey, watch it there Charlotte. I got first dibs.

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Charlotte
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posted August 03, 2004 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Charlotte     Edit/Delete Message
O.K. Tink, but I call 2nd's

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TINK
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posted August 03, 2004 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
if there's anything left

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pixelpixie
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posted August 03, 2004 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Can I get in on this action?
I'll get the Video Camera.. this HAS to be documented!!!

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TINK
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posted August 03, 2004 10:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
Three girls.

One Randall.

hmmmm.

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Randall
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posted August 04, 2004 01:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
Three? That's way too much foreplay for me.

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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