posted February 20, 2005 01:52 AM
I think of Peter on his way to Rome.
He gets spooked, and he starts to turn back.So, what does he see, but Jesus hauling the cross his way.
Only Jesus doesn't stop, he carries it right on past him.
"Where are you going?" asks Peter.
"I'm going to Rome, to be crucified."
And Peter decides to follow him... again.
But, what if he didn't?
I think of Peter giving a disaffected shrug, and heading on his way.
Maybe to go take bong hits over some kids garage.
And Christ there on the cross,
giving him the ole' blood-drenched thumbs-up.
But, what's that in his hand?
"MENTOS, the fresh-maker!"