posted November 11, 2005 06:36 PM         

traffic was backed up in a really long line
so i switched the radio to 99.9

they said, up ahead, an accident had happened...
there were 11 cars piled up end to end

so i decided right then i would take a detour.....
i turned off and headed down route 44

then the DJ came on and i heard him holler
"i'll give the grand prize to the 33rd caller!!"
i called in and won 444 dollars!!

so i got to work happy even tho i was pretty late...
the bell rings at 7:07, i got in at 8:08...

i sat down at my desk and fell into a heavenly sleep...
and had a weird dream, where i counted 77 sheep.

the lunch bell rang, i ran down to the Nifty Hotdog stand...
i bought 2 hotdogs, 2 sodas, and 2 Large Size Nifty fries....
it came to $6.66 so i gave him $12.21 and got back $5.55

so i got back to work but had nuthin to do....
so i took another nap until 2:22

thats when an armed maniac broke into our offices!!,
and took all 44 employees here as hostages...!!
i looked out the window and saw 33 officers,
and flying in the air were 11 S.W.A.T helicopters...

he put the gun to my head and demanded $66 million,
or else he'd start killin' and 86 the buildin'....!!

i pulled away quickly and dove to the floor!!
22 snipers fired from the roof next door!

i looked over at him and saw he was dead,
11 holes in the chest,and 11 in his head....

so anyway, needless to say,
i got to go home early today...

so on my way, i bought a lottery ticket
i usually dont play, but i thought i might hit it....
i couldnt think of any really good digits
so i decided to let the computer pick it.......

posted November 11, 2005 07:53 PM         

you are amazing!

posted November 12, 2005 04:30 PM         

Luv it! Cant wait to see part II!

.....and b careful out there!! hehe.