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Topic: O Dear
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pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 05, 2006 01:45 PM
 
 O dear
what can
the matter
be seven
old ladies
locked in
the lavatory
they were
there from
Sunday to
Saturday
nobody
knew they
were there come on cornflakes
join in.... oh dear
what can the matter
be.....
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pixelpixie
Moderator Posts: 2858
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 05, 2006 07:03 PM
I don't know the words/tune.. can I just hummmmmmmmmmmm?
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fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 06, 2006 07:41 PM
SEVEN OLD LADIESOh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies, locked in the lavatory,
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there! They said they were going to have tea with the Vicar,
They went intogether, they thought it was quicker,
But the lavatory door was a bit of a sticker,
And the Vicar had tea all alone. The first was the wife of a deacon of Dover,
And though she was known as a bit of a rover,
She liked it so much, she thought she'd stay over,
And nobody knew she was there! The next old lady was old Mrs. Bickle,
She found herself in a desperate pickle,
Shut in a pay booth she hadn't a nickel,
And nobody knew she was there! The next was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter,
Who went in to pass some superfluous water,
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her,
And nobody knew she was there! The next old lady was Abigail Humphrey,
Who settled inside to make herself comfy,
And then she found out she could not get her bum free,
And nobody knew she was there! The next was a lady named Jennifer Trim,
She only sat down on a personal whim,
But she somehow got pinched twixt the cup and the brim,
And nobody knew she was there! But another old lady was Mrs. McBligh,
Went in with a bottle of booze on the sly,
She jumped on the seat and fell in with a cry,
And nobody knew she was there!
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~hityke/leos5a.htm  IP: Logged |
pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 07, 2006 01:10 PM
Obravo cornflakes how delightful you are  IP: Logged |
fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 07, 2006 06:33 PM
Actually I think I am puffed rice
Or a bowl of oatmeal with maple  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Moderator Posts: 2858
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 09, 2006 09:04 AM
Can I be special K with berries?IP: Logged |
fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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posted January 09, 2006 10:37 AM
Yummy! I love Special K with berries! 
Hmmmm....what kind of berries?
Well...I like ALL berries!   IP: Logged |
pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 10, 2006 08:34 AM
OI see
myself
as more
of a poptart actually O IP: Logged |
fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 10, 2006 01:20 PM
with or without frosting?
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pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 20, 2006 03:47 PM
Ofrosting of course
i love to
feel all frosty do you dear one ? IP: Logged |
fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 20, 2006 08:07 PM
What flavor?IP: Logged |
pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 21, 2006 11:20 AM
OLemon or arsenic would be nicely !!! IP: Logged |
fayte.m
Knowflake Posts: 3145
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 25, 2006 09:26 AM
Served with Elderberry wine...Absinthe...or Cognac?
With old lace doilies under the plates of course.IP: Logged |
Sheaa Olein
Moderator Posts: 2595
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004
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posted January 25, 2006 10:20 AM
pink fairy ~ you do make me laugh, and often smile. I love this song / rhyme whatever! Wish I could hum the tune for the knowflakes who aren't familiar with it. I'm guessing you're in or around the UK, you don't need to affirm anything, just something in the way you write sometimes fayte - Rugger songs! Thanks for posting ------------------
"There is no remedy for love but to love more." Henry David Thoreau IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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Registered: Mar 2005
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posted January 25, 2006 10:43 AM
A wee bit of silliness and a silly season comes forth and is sooooo uplifting on these dreary Januarys! IP: Logged |
pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 344
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Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 25, 2006 05:58 PM
O
ladieshow lovely
to see you
all gathered
here shall we do
a little
dance "tiptoe thro
the tulips: la la la la
la la la la la O IP: Logged |
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