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Topic: Smegma
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BlueRoamer
Knowflake Posts: 1382
From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted January 06, 2006 06:22 PM
 
I once did think
For a minute or two
That all that mattered
Was my smegma shoeIt sat on the floor
All spittered and spattered
And dripped and slimed
Upon anything that mattered Oh who did do this?
I often asked
Was it a stranger?
Someone masked? Who would drip smegma all over my shoe?
Who? who?
Would do this uncouth action
To drip smegma all over my bastion
Where I put my feet every day
To walk upon the earthen clay Now I must toss the soiled one
Towards it with great anger I flew
Now fling the creature into the washer!
Once and for all, to erase this snafu But oh if i find out
Who did drip that goo
That smegma offender
I will do the same to him too! IP: Logged |
lotusheartone
Knowflake Posts: 4340
From: piopolis, quebec canada
Registered: Jul 2005
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posted January 06, 2006 06:34 PM
smegma, hehe mega mathat is no fun!
but it is funny!
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pinkfairy
Knowflake Posts: 266
From:
Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 07, 2006 01:00 PM
OTruly a masterpiece Sir BRAVO for you and your smegma too !!!! IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Moderator Posts: 2718
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 09, 2006 01:22 PM
How on earth ( and smegma ) did I miss this?Wow.... that was just...
wow
an ode to smegma shoes... who would've thought one could express it? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Moderator Posts: 2718
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 09, 2006 01:25 PM
Oh hey! Here's the perfect place to ask!
How do I ask if my eleven year old, who is uncomfortable discussing 'private' body things, if he regularily cleans his uncircumcised member? Do I read him your poem? I just want to make sure all is well, as I think he might be too uncomfortable ( due to age) to talk with me about this... but I respect his privacy and still want him to have the best personal health he can have.. you know?
Oh Smegma, what a tortured world we live in.IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
Knowflake Posts: 1382
From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted January 09, 2006 01:30 PM
LOL just tell him if its dripping on his shoes he def needs to batheIP: Logged |
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