posted September 20, 2006 02:24 PM
I get some of my best inspiration while on the road. Rest areas are my favorite spot for interesting encounters."Excuse me..do you know what time it is? Yea? Well I do. It's about 3 seconds from me breaking a large hunk of my foot off in your inconsiderate butt."
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"Damn that's a sexy accent lady! That's the kinda accent that makes a guy look down at his pants and thank God he's alive."
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"You know, the ancient Egyptians would occasionally drink their own urine too."
"Dad!! It's apple juice!"
"Oh."
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"I really don't see the problem lady. You don't want to restrain your dog, and my pit bull could use a snack."
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"Last stop for awhile...speak now or forever hold your pee."
Love,
daf