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Xena
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Registered: Jun 2006

posted June 11, 2008 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xena     Edit/Delete Message
Champagne corks and stoppers pop,
Kick life into the mixers;
A slosh of this, a dash of that,
And I’ll give you some tongue-ticklers;
The maraschino cherry’s mine,
The red one, no, the blue;
The twisty straw to end all time,
Like an Archimedes screw.
The Moscow Mule’s defected,
Mint Julep’s out of date;
Bloody Mary’s hung herself,
Screwdriver seals your fate;
The Jolly Rancher’s had his day,
Jamaican Sunset calls;
Unfazed by a Purple Haze,
You're floored by a Snowball;
Complete the Hat Trick with a Backseat
Boogie, for your sins;
Bushwacker’d by a Goombay Smash
(Try saying that backwards for a laugh),
Thrown by a Singapore Sling;
By light of day you’re looking pale,
Cocktails come home to roost;
Your colour gone, the glamour fades;
Hair of the dog’s let loose.

© ME, June 2008

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wheelsofcheese
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From: UK
Registered: Jan 2008

posted August 05, 2008 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wheelsofcheese     Edit/Delete Message
That's really clever Xena!

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fieryscales
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Registered: Jan 2008

posted August 05, 2008 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fieryscales     Edit/Delete Message
Ooo, I fel like having a cocktail night now, hehe.

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