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Topic: that boozy floozy
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sunshine_lion Knowflake Posts: 205 From: ann arbor mi Registered: Apr 2008
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posted August 13, 2008 07:20 PM
Lemme tell ya’ll a story about a boozy floozy named suzie She worked two blocks on the seedy side of st louis Down the second block sat a chap named jack smoking crack Down the street on the left…. third shack Stoned next to him sat a man named stan who only had one hand Whose aunt had just died and left him a rich man So stan, the man with one hand, said to jack the chap who smoked crack Lets go down the block to the liquer store and play blackjack out back So down the street they stumbled , fumbled and mumbled and what do you know They ran into suzy, the boozy floozy from st louis and instead decided to get some blow Drunk as sots, high on pot, they wandered the streets and came across an empty lot Suzie bent over to pick up a clover ….and this is what she got Stan up till then had been kicking a can, came up behind her and gave her the ram She hollered and wallered, dropped her drink and yelled ..damn Then…. blue lights flashing, people dashing cars were crashing , suzie thrashing Stan, the man with one hand, took off and ran like he had some kind of plan But high on pot, fast he was not… and so he was cuffed and thrown in the van Jack, the chap who smoked crack, had outstanding warrants upstate in cadillac So they roughed him around, threw him down and gave him a good hard smack Suzie the floozy was still kinda boozy her zipper was down and she looked rather woozy Got ninety hard days at the county ritz in st loius So let that be a lesson to all young and old stay out of trouble, mind your own business and do as your told suzie the boozy floozy, stan the one arm man, jack the chap on crack taught us a lesson, they ended up nowhere and that is the fact
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MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 4269 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted August 13, 2008 09:25 PM
Hey, what style is that song, Devil went down to Georgia? That's what this is... lyrics to a song like that. How very unusual of you, Sunshine Lion. Don't see that every day! "Stumbled, fumbled and mumbled" Nice line! IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 14683 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted August 16, 2008 12:43 AM
That was one fine rip-rockin' rhyme. IP: Logged |
fieryscales Moderator Posts: 828 From: My own private world Registered: Jan 2008
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posted August 16, 2008 05:57 AM
WOW! That is one awesome song you wrote sunshine, real talent there IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5451 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted August 20, 2008 02:18 AM
Cool! I feel like I should read it out loud as fast as I can, Cat In The Hat style. Only Cat in the hat-who was smoking crack style.IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion Knowflake Posts: 205 From: ann arbor mi Registered: Apr 2008
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posted August 20, 2008 10:18 AM
PIXIE - it is a read aloud!sometimes i have to get slapstick. you know. lighten up a lil bit. IP: Logged | |