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sunshine_lion
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From: ann arbor mi
Registered: Apr 2008

posted August 13, 2008 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sunshine_lion     Edit/Delete Message
Lemme tell ya’ll a story about a boozy floozy named suzie
She worked two blocks on the seedy side of st louis
Down the second block sat a chap named jack smoking crack
Down the street on the left…. third shack
Stoned next to him sat a man named stan who only had one hand
Whose aunt had just died and left him a rich man
So stan, the man with one hand, said to jack the chap who smoked crack
Lets go down the block to the liquer store and play blackjack out back
So down the street they stumbled , fumbled and mumbled and what do you know
They ran into suzy, the boozy floozy from st louis and instead decided to get some blow
Drunk as sots, high on pot, they wandered the streets and came across an empty lot
Suzie bent over to pick up a clover ….and this is what she got
Stan up till then had been kicking a can, came up behind her and gave her the ram
She hollered and wallered, dropped her drink and yelled ..damn
Then…. blue lights flashing, people dashing cars were crashing , suzie thrashing
Stan, the man with one hand, took off and ran like he had some kind of plan
But high on pot, fast he was not… and so he was cuffed and thrown in the van
Jack, the chap who smoked crack, had outstanding warrants upstate in cadillac
So they roughed him around, threw him down and gave him a good hard smack
Suzie the floozy was still kinda boozy her zipper was down and she looked rather woozy
Got ninety hard days at the county ritz in st loius
So let that be a lesson to all young and old
stay out of trouble, mind your own business and do as your told
suzie the boozy floozy, stan the one arm man, jack the chap on crack
taught us a lesson, they ended up nowhere and that is the fact

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MysticMelody
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posted August 13, 2008 09:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
Hey, what style is that song, Devil went down to Georgia? That's what this is... lyrics to a song like that. How very unusual of you, Sunshine Lion. Don't see that every day!

"Stumbled, fumbled and mumbled"
Nice line!

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26taurus
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posted August 16, 2008 12:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
That was one fine rip-rockin' rhyme.

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fieryscales
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posted August 16, 2008 05:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fieryscales     Edit/Delete Message
WOW! That is one awesome song you wrote sunshine, real talent there

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pixelpixie
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From: Ontario Canada
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posted August 20, 2008 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Cool!
I feel like I should read it out loud as fast as I can, Cat In The Hat style. Only Cat in the hat-who was smoking crack style.

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sunshine_lion
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From: ann arbor mi
Registered: Apr 2008

posted August 20, 2008 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sunshine_lion     Edit/Delete Message
PIXIE - it is a read aloud!

sometimes i have to get slapstick. you know. lighten up a lil bit.

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