posted December 13, 2008 08:31 PM         

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Overheard in New Orleans:
"Dammit , Pepper, are you in LA again?"

Overheard in LA from the passenger seat of a 1978 Toyota:
"...and I'll drink Coppertone if -"

Overheard in a diner in LA while coming down from 2 hits of acid:
"...I love this guy! - get me a muffin with 2 forks!"

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The fallen souffle can only
stare up from the tiles and laugh
because you
are a terrible f!cking baker.

*****

I suppose you're also going to say
something witty about your impotence now.

*****

The floodgates opened and he was hollow

*****

You pace my body
like a hallway
yet never enter its rooms...

*****

A Pimp Called Mandrake

That would be Sir Mandrake to all ye commoners,
and since we're all so, we must say
Sir Mandrake rises at midnight,
sleeps through early evening
to covet his dreamless eyelids.

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The lazy lover toasts his girlfriend
because her thighs are softer than his belly.

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The moon reflects an image onto my center
unseen by the man in the next room
as he sleeps on his sunless dunes

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Bad Advice:
Love others
like a mistake you wish to correct.

posted December 14, 2008 12:42 AM         

this darn near punched me in the face when I read it:

"You pace my body
like a hallway
yet never enter its rooms..."

and I have yet to fully appreciate it.