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sunshine_lion
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posted April 07, 2009 09:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message
your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
ggggggeetttin to me, ggggggetting to me

forgot your dinner on your frontseat
lock your car, inside are the keys
left your beaechtowel down at the beach
and now your a d d is finally geting to me

your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
ggggggeetttin to me, ggggggetting to me

you go to the store and forget what you need
you run around in cirles it seems
your clothes all scruffy and your car never clean
and now your a d d is getting to me

your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
ggggggeetttin to me, ggggggetting to me

go and charge your phone battery
go find your own dam keys
you talk so much i cant hardly breathe
and now your a d d is getting to me

your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
your a d d is getting to me
ggggggeetttin to me, ggggggetting to me


disclaimer- the artist in no way is prejudiced toward and one with disabilities, it is song about people that have not even been officially diagnosed with a.d.d and it is meant to just be a fun song

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MysticMelody
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posted April 08, 2009 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
Just change it to:

"Air sign, you are getting to me"

lol

(my car is always a mess and no comment on the rest... now, where are my keys..?)

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sunshine_lion
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posted April 08, 2009 06:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message
hey mel, the problem with this song - EVERYBODY thinks its about them.

i think everybody has it...thats why ginko baloba is flying off the shelves!

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ghanima81
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posted April 08, 2009 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message

That is brilliant! I am a triple Aqua, so I am the worst with the A.D.D.

I always said I didn't want a baby because like Bridget Jones, feared I would leave it in a shop... Let's hope that whole motherhood changes you thing is true.. LOL

... and it's not like I can't find my keys, it's just that they never seem to be where I remember leaving them... Hahhaha!

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26taurus
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posted April 08, 2009 02:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Sounds alternative.

I have a designated spot in which I place my keys when I walk through the door. Otherwise I'd never go anywhere.
And when you don't have anyone around to help you find them, or whine to, you do things like this. lol

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sunshine_lion
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posted April 08, 2009 03:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message
i love sag's but they are the worst on follow through, just on to the next thing, while they take my lighter (always the sag's taking my flippin lighters) (ok, quit smoking jackass..right?) when they cant find theirs, have to run them back home, forgot something, where are the keys? and of course most of my best friends are aries or sag's, love em both, but the difference, when the aries goes, they are ready packed and loaded for bear! they don't take your lighters, they make sure you have one, two if they think you might need it. gemini's just let youdo the packing up while they wait, foot on the gas. gawd love em one and all.

g-81- no way you will ever forget that muffin in a store or anywhere else!

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26taurus
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posted April 08, 2009 03:45 PM           Edit/Delete Message
The designated key spot started after a game of "case of the missing keys" with myself for the umpteenth time. It was getting a little ridiculous. The last most aggravating time came when I was running late for an appointment and they were no where to be found, i mean, nowhere. I tore my whole apartment apart. Looked over and over again everywhere, soon there was nowhere else to look so i just kept looking in the same spots. Finally after a huge mess, i found them hiding under a mitten sitting on the floor. They were there the whole time. I looked everywhere except for under that unsuspecting mitten.

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sunshine_lion
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posted April 08, 2009 03:49 PM           Edit/Delete Message
i know the feeling! i think dogs should be trained to fetch keys! hiding under a mitten!

hows my favorite artist lady? i hope all is wonderful in your world!

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MysticMelody
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posted April 09, 2009 12:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
I also learned the designated key (and now purse too) rule. I read it in a magazine years ago and have been trying to implement it since I had my daughter and I am finally making some serious progress on it, now that I have an actual designated "throw crap here when you come in the door" table thing.

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26taurus
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posted April 09, 2009 02:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Mel, Yeah, youve got to get into the habit of it. Make yourself do it as soon as you walk through the door.

I'm good sunshine. Thank you! How about you?
I wish I had a dog. Even if he couldnt fetch me my keys.

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GypseeWind
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posted May 12, 2009 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Hey Hey sun Lion I Object! It's the cappy's I know forgetting everything. My dude goes back in the house @ least 3 times before we go anywhere. And my little lioness.......arghhhh.....always forgeting the homework, the bed making, the picking up of trash. But flossing? Yeah, she's all about how she's looking. And major LMAO on the lighters, I guess I'm breaking some kind of sag code here cuz didn't you know we collect lighters? Yep and we remember who they belonged to (unless their the plain kinds, then we tend to forget) and we remember the time we spent with you, using your lighter. Can I get an awwww? And my best Aries friend, I swear, she graduated in 1984 and still has the same cig case and lighter cover that she had in high school. Amazing. And she carries like an empty wal-mart baggie with her (for getting caught in rain or pukers, whatever) she has trash bag tie things. Not really wanting to know what she does with them. I swear, it's like one of those magicians bags or somethin, I keep waiting for the rabbit, and the 2,659 lighters I've lost over the years. lol.

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wheels of cheese
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posted June 01, 2009 09:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wheels of cheese     Edit/Delete Message
Gypsee, I love the way you write!

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GypseeWind
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posted June 03, 2009 01:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
Sunshine Lion;

I just took one of those online test, and (hiding my face) I guess I do have A.D.D! any way, I loved your poem, I don't think it is offensive in the least!

And thank you Wheels. I love your wit and humor, your getting to know you thread "you wanna peice of me?" cracked me up.

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