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T
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posted May 16, 2009 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Don't let me turn into
another one of these old Biddies
Caged and panting
wobbling around in red stilettos
& too tight leopard print bras
In worse off positions
than when they
were sixteen
WIth bored husbands
staring out windows
wondering what happened

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Valus
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posted May 16, 2009 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

"wobbling around in red stilettos"

that says it.

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posted May 16, 2009 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message

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SunChild
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posted May 17, 2009 06:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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T
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posted May 17, 2009 07:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
we've all met at least one.

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Valus
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posted May 18, 2009 02:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYHs_fopE0


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Randall
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posted May 18, 2009 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
I thought this was about the tv show. lol

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"Fortune favors the bold." Erasmus

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charmainec
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posted May 19, 2009 02:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message

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posted May 19, 2009 04:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Randall, no, i saw that show once though, and thought: 'People actually enjoy watching this?'. Someone I know is obsessed with it. I thought the acting was horrible and then, of course, everything else about it.

There's more to the poem, in my mind anyway, but it's probably best left this way.

Valus, i'd never heard of him, thanx. That song is certainly fitting as one of the husbands in the poem's Swan Song.

thanks charmainec.

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Valus
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posted May 19, 2009 01:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

Vic is a true poet of a songwriter.
He has a beautiful underground following.
I think some of his lyrics are in our
favorite lyrics thread, from way back.
That song meant a lot to Lisa (Lia) when
she was going through her divorce.


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Valus
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posted May 19, 2009 01:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

Betty Lonely
- vic chesnutt


Betty Lonely
Lives in a duplex of stucco
On the north bank of a brackish river
Her ears omit the noise from a nearby airstrip
Her mind floats beyond the snapper boats

Betty lonely
Her eyes are roughly staring
At a point through her sliding glass door
Her heart lives over a drawbridge
Her brain is wet like a thrownet

Betty lonely
She will always think in spanish
Though i know
Her spanish black hair will start to fade
She sunk her past
Out in the surrounding salt flats
Her maidenhood was lost
Beneath the spanish moss

Betty lonely
Just talks to her grandbaby
Everybody else she blots them out
But her words stick
Like a flounder gig
Her dry laugh is like a gaff

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MysticMelody
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posted May 19, 2009 10:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
I'm beginning to think I'll be lucky if that's me in 15 years. It's either that or crazy cat lady at this point. :Z grrr I'm about at the point where I'd sell my soul for sex, massages, and healthy meals cooked by someone other than me. Sunchild said she was eating bananas and grapes so I'll adopt that diet and that might stave off the soul selling for a few weeks.

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posted May 21, 2009 05:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
That sucks.

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MysticMelody
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posted May 21, 2009 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
bananas, grapes, AND berries I've decided. (and coffee shhhhh) The cat lady thing was a passing "poor me" emotion, I'm over it, T. Just pat my head and smile when I'm not looking when I do that. No, nevermind, I need the sympathy comment to know someone out there cares if I become the crazy cat lady. Need to know someone will notice I'm gone before the cats begin eating the face off my corpse. Everybody needs that little bit of reassurance, right?

(I think stilettos rock though, for the record!!!!! Not that I do the real thing, but close enough is always fun. Luuuuuuv shoes. My thrift store and garage sale "recycling" has my shoe collection looking FAB-UUUUU-LOUS)

dark humor... 8th house?

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posted May 22, 2009 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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Randall
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posted May 24, 2009 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
I actually watch this show.

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posted May 24, 2009 04:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
I knew it.

You shouldnt, it will rot your brain.

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posted May 24, 2009 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
...and soul.

lol

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posted May 24, 2009 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Mel, i could never picture you becoming a crazy cat lady. Me on the other hand.....pretty much already am...minus the cats and the cane.

Hope things are looking up over there.

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posted May 24, 2009 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Valus, yes, he is. Thanks for sharing.

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Valus
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posted May 25, 2009 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message
You're welcome.

I'd probably suck an egg before
I'd watch "Desperate Housewives"..

But, then, I have a few
guilty pleasures of my own.

For one thing,
I like to suck eggs.
Is that bad?

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posted May 25, 2009 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
of all things to suck.....eggs? without even a chance to hatch... *sigh* I thought you were different.

Yes, that's bad, V.

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AcousticGod
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posted May 27, 2009 01:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
Hi T,

Can you tell me about prepping a canvas for painting sometime? I was recently in an art and framing shop, and I was quite surprised to see they sold art equipment as well. It got me thinking about doing art.

Currently, I'm decorating my room, and I think a painting from my own hand might be in order. I looked at the supplies, and had to wonder if it was something I could just jump into, or if that would inevitably be disastrous.

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Valus
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posted May 27, 2009 03:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

do it do it do it

dont think about it

do it do it do it

as soon as you feel it

do it do it do it

get the paints,
get them home,
set it up...

don't think don't think

go toe to toe
with the canvas

look it in the white eye
then paint the eyeball

fierce and frenetic
cracked and wet

paint the fishbowl
and the forest surrounding

paint the minotaurs
pushing up through the earth
with their horns

climbing up
from the underworld

brushing off the worms

shaking themselves out
like clodded roots

paint the gremlin
paint the doorframe
see the green you never saw

slap it on
thick and sexy

run it around

slick, greasy, red

brush like a tongue
parting the labial paint

do it do it do it

paint the schoolbus
sailing over the abyss
becoming a paperplane

paint the clerk from before

the one that smiled queerly
onto the counter

give her a feather boa
that winds down down down

into the brimstone pits

now paint plums
bouncing somewhere

do it do it do it

dont think about it

thinking comes later

follow that bird!!!

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posted May 27, 2009 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
......................
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*ahem*

Yes... a little bit of what he said
and the rest, I will be happy to help you
out with when I get back home after running some errands.

I think that's a fantastic idea AG.
Do you have any subjects of what you'd like to paint
or styles in mind?
Yes! I definitely think it's something you can jump into
and might find you'd like to do it more often!
I hope you'll show us the finished piece too.
Will be back in a few hours!

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