posted February 25, 2009 02:50 PM
I don't remember who posted this but it was one of my favorites. 
From Stella Hyde's book Darkside Zodiac
Aries
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Well, you would need to leave a respectable sized pack, otherwise there would be nothing to be leader of, but you would have to get rid of Gemini (argues too fluently and sways the others0, Leo (might claim the leadership), LIbra (too girlie for adventures), and Capricorn (picks you up on every last detail).
Taurus
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Hmm, difficult; all of them, you think at first, to make sure there will be enough food for you until rescue comes. But suppose the food runs out? Maybe better keep the meatier ones in reserve: so a coup de grace to the skinnies - Gemini, Virgo and Capricorn - and maybe Sagittarius who eats a lot.
Gemini
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
You would be the most lenient of the cullers in the zodiac, mainly because you need to have lots of suckers about you for entertianment and fleecing purposes, but even you would have to get rid of Virgo (nit-pickery saps your will to live), Capricorn (probably a Police Chief back home) and Taurus (bores you to death).
Cancer
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Well, why would you survive? perhaps it would be easier to just end it all and let the others hold a clambake. Or you could rope everybody together with the aprin strings you always carry, lead/steer them all to safety, then ostentatiously slip away before anyone could thank you, give you a medal, or anything.
Leo
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Well, you would of course have to leave a quorum to do the admiring, but you would have to get rid of Gemini (no respect for your leadership0, Sagittarius (thinks he or she knows better), Aries( wants to kill you and take the leadership), Virgo (critisizes your every move), and Taurus (eats all the food)
Virgo
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
You may not have to; at least half of the zodiac signs will runa way to another part of the desert/alp/forest/boat and form a breakaway group; rather than listen to you telling them how to do things a minute longer; the floomier ones may set up suicide pacts, or simply walk out into the howling blizzard.
Libra
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
A routine operation for you: engineer alliances, establish rivalries, and wait for them all to destroy each other; make sure you kep two (taurus and leo) to hunt for food; set them up to duel over you, if you get bored or they get stroppy. When rescued, seduce the winchman on the way up to the helicopter.
Scorpio
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
You'd have to find them first. They ay not be as powerful as you, but their survival instinct is, so they'll all run away and band together to kill you. You'll find out -there's always one weak- willed Gollum (Pisces,precious) in your power, but delay revenge until everybody's safely back home, with their family.
Sagittarius
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Well, you just love being marooned and wouldn't want to get rid of anybody, but would inadvertenly eliminate a few by sheer enthusiasm, and Virgo would explode with frustration. You'd make everyone left hide when you heard the chopper- getting rescued is girlie, and would spoil all the fun you're having.
Capricon
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Bind and gag Sagittarius and Gemini, for they're not taking this seriously; shoot Pisces for their own good. Then set up an escape committee, requisition resources, draw up duty rosters, and draft a stiffly worded letter suing the vacation company for criminal neglect. You'd be quite sorry when rescue came, but first up the ladder.
Aquarius
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
A very interesting experiment; it would be bad methodology to terminate any subject in such a small statistical sampe, but you can make useful observation about the percentage that self-destruct, and those who try to kill you. And radio signals will be stronger out ther ein the wilderness, so ou can mayday the mother ship.
Pisces
Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive?
Of course, it was you who got them all into this fine mess to start with, but that doesn't stop you blaming everyone else for making you do it. You keep out of Aries's way, but suck up to Cancer and Leo, playing weak and dependent so that they have to look after you until rescue comes, when you say it was all their fault.
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posted February 25, 2009 02:50 PM
