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Topic: Inside the Astrologer's Studio
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meta_4 Knowflake Posts: 255 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 01:58 PM
Questionaire devised by Bernard Pivot, most commonly known through the fabulous show, "Inside the Actor's Studio" with James Lipton.Questions: What is your favorite word? What is your least favorite word? What turns you on? What turns you off? What is your favorite curse word? What sound or noise do you love? What sound or noise do you hate? What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? What profession would you not like to attempt? If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates?
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Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 190 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 02:04 PM
I was watching Will Ferrell's rendition of this on SNL. A rerun. Hilarious.edit: Q:What is your favorite word? A:Exactamundo!! Q:What is your least favorite word? A: moist Q:What turns you on? A: being good at something- big or small. Q:What turns you off? A: Arrogance Q:What is your favorite curse word? A: Hmmm... not a curse word, but I say, "suck balls" or "it sucks balls" or just "balls" a lot. Q:What sound or noise do you love? A: Sound of water Q:What sound or noise do you hate? A: chewing. Q: What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? A: astrophysics Q:What profession would you not like to attempt? A: Medical Doctor Q: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates A: Sorry it took so long. We were negotiating papers for your transfer here instead of down there. IP: Logged |
meta_4 Knowflake Posts: 255 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 02:05 PM
What is your favorite word? TroubadourWhat is your least favorite word? Faggot What turns you on? Intensity What turns you off? Ignorance What is your favorite curse word? C**tf**ker What sound or noise do you love? Jeremy Iron's voice What sound or noise do you hate? Crickets chirpping What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Psychologist What profession would you not like to attempt? Snake Handler If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? "You're forgiven." Leo Sun, Aqua Moon, Scorpio ASC. IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares Knowflake Posts: 221 From: No Permanent Address Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 03:21 PM
What is your favorite word? Fantabulous! also Free!What is your least favorite word? Impossible What turns you on? Brains What turns you off? Ignorance What is your favorite curse word? I don't open my mouth when I'm p!ssed. What sound or noise do you love? Laughing baby What sound or noise do you hate? Hacking up phlegm. Ewww! What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Research Scientist (can't decide what field) What profession would you not like to attempt? Surgeon. I faint at the sight of blood. Hired killer If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? God: Forget about everything you've heard about heaven, I promise you this place is not as boring as humans think it is. Me: Fantabulous! Thank God...err thank you! Scorpio sun-moon, Gemini Asc ------------------ Be humble, but not weak. IP: Logged |
vertiver Knowflake Posts: 189 From: Formerly Missneptune Registered: May 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 03:53 PM
What is this questionnaire supposed to tell us? Questions: What is your favorite word? Supposedly What is your least favorite word? Like What turns you on? Spontaneity and passionate conversations What turns you off? Assumptions What is your favorite curse word? ******* A What sound or noise do you love? The birds chirping in the morning What sound or noise do you hate? Nose blowing What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Professional percussionist What profession would you not like to attempt? Healthcare industry If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Your special! Moi:
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evander Knowflake Posts: 66 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 04:24 PM
MEta, Hatts off for this I love Bernard Pivot's questionarre and Lipton's show! What is your favorite word? acoustic What is your least favorite word? Limits What turns you on? competition What turns you off? Lack of charm What is your favorite curse word? karmic debt (in astrology terms) ... in the rest of my life... probably f*ck What sound or noise do you love? acoustic guitar What sound or noise do you hate? Pter Bjorn's Young folks whistle, I set it as a friends ringtone now I wanna puke every time I hear it What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? directing movies What profession would you not like to attempt? janitor lady If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Here's your chocolate motorcycle ! (I borrowed that off an episode of Joey) ... for something original I would go for: "Our data bases are clogged so we don't really who you are right now, but try not to burn anything while you're in there"
Aries AC Sag Sun Cap Moon ------------------ if you want to see my chart paste: i41.tinypic.com/29z8u2w.gif in the adress bar of your internet browser IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl Knowflake Posts: 59 From: Registered: Jun 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 04:33 PM
What is your favorite word? LuminescenceWhat is your least favorite word? Moist What turns you on? Chemistry, attraction, intensity What turns you off? Body odor, poor manners, boorishness What is your favorite curse word? F*ck What sound or noise do you love? Rain What sound or noise do you hate? Crying, especially cries of pain or grief What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Psychology What profession would you not like to attempt? Anything with too much math If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Welcome home
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meta_4 Knowflake Posts: 255 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 04:41 PM
Vertiver, quote: What is this questionnaire supposed to tell us?
It's just for fun. IP: Logged |
meta_4 Knowflake Posts: 255 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 04:42 PM
Starr, We are VERY compatible. IP: Logged |
Antiquarianbookcollector Knowflake Posts: 76 From: Registered: Jun 2009
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posted July 12, 2009 05:35 PM
Questions:What is your favorite word? Aurora Borealis What is your least favorite word? Failure What turns you on? Intellect, Determination and Passion What turns you off? People without conviction What is your favorite curse word? Bollocks What sound or noise do you love? The breeze rustling fall leaves during twilight What sound or noise do you hate? People clearing their throats What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Neurosurgeon What profession would you not like to attempt? Anything job that I can't use my mind. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Not only can you use the study for research but I found the perfect gentleman for you! IP: Logged |
geemeeni Knowflake Posts: 46 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 04:34 AM
What is your favorite word? QuixoticWhat is your least favorite word? Can't even type it out, it makes me cringe. What turns you on? Intensity, passion and generosity- as in when a guy pulls over on the side of the road to help an elderly woman change a tire... melts my heart What turns you off? Close-mindedness and arrogance What is your favorite curse word? fu*kload What sound or noise do you love? Spanish guitar What sound or noise do you hate? Chalkboard + fingernails What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Physicist What profession would you not like to attempt? Timeshare salesperson If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Come on in and enjoy our all-you-can eat chocolate buffet. IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl Knowflake Posts: 59 From: Registered: Jun 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 05:04 AM
LOL @ the all you can eat chocolate buffet!As long as the caveat to that was--there is no weight gain in Heaven! Thanks--I needed that chuckle. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Moderator Posts: 1288 From: peace.angel@live.com.au Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 05:10 AM
What is your favorite word? magicWhat is your least favorite word? c*** What turns you on? laughter What turns you off? arrogance and snobiness What is your favorite curse word? "f**ing f**k f**k" What sound or noise do you love? silence What sound or noise do you hate? any loud noises What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? animator What profession would you not like to attempt? bus or truck driver If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? I'd like God to be laughing so hard that he/she can't get the words out EDIT: To add astro content. Sun - Aries Moon - Aquarius AC - Aries IP: Logged |
FoxyAries Knowflake Posts: 57 From: Bay Area, California Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 06:20 AM
What is your favorite word? Luscious What is your least favorite word? Cognitive and palm What turns you on? Passion (in something, anything), and humor. What turns you off? Ignorance, dullness What is your favorite curse word? F**k What sound or noise do you love? Birds chirping in the early morning What sound or noise do you hate? Crashing, things falling to the floor What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Something in pharmacology, working in a lab (I'm working towards this) What profession would you not like to attempt? Filing paperwork in a cubicle If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? *EDIT!!!! You've done everything I asked of you. IP: Logged |
DD Knowflake Posts: 1124 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 06:40 AM
What is your favorite word? miracleWhat is your least favorite word? impossible What turns you on? the belief that everything is possible What turns you off? narrowmindedness What is your favorite curse word? What sound or noise do you love? the sound of rain or the wind in the trees - human voices
What sound or noise do you hate? loud noises, especiall the typical "street-noise" or the noise of my vacuumcleaner What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? writer, actress What profession would you not like to attempt? worker at a factory If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? So you got it all figured out? You really think? Well, you better get your butt down there again and figure out the rest. Sun: Sagittarius Moon: Aquarius ASC: Sagittarius
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crabbypatty Knowflake Posts: 63 From: New York, NY Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 06:56 AM
What is your favorite word? Avalanche.What is your least favorite word? The "n" word (the racial epithet). What turns you on? Good Spanish guitar music. What turns you off? Bad breath. What is your favorite curse word? Frack. What sound or noise do you love? My little boy's laugh. What sound or noise do you hate? A dripping faucet. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Interior decorator. What profession would you not like to attempt? Mortician. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Aside from that one time in middle school when you and Carol locked Linda out of the hotel room and made her cry because she had to wait to get in till you finished singing "Who Can It Be Now", you've been a pretty darn GOOD person. Aqua AC Scorp Sun Cancer Moon IP: Logged |
pire Knowflake Posts: 340 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 08:26 AM
what is your favorite word? familyCancer asc Libra moon Aqua sun What is your least favorite word? fear What turns you on? my man naked What turns you off? polyamory What is your favorite curse word? **** or putain merde fait chier alors bordel de merde or ta mere... What sound or noise do you love? bells at christmas What sound or noise do you hate? loud TV and someone talking at the same time What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? farmer and fisherman on a coral/small island What profession would you not like to attempt? [/b]coroner[/b] If heavens exist, what would you want to hear God say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates? you are not definitely banned, but go back there and watch yourself please, others are watching you and follow your example. Next time you come up, we'll consider your member application. Now off you go. Oh by the way, take this bag full of love, wisdom and compassion on your way out. It's for you my darling. I KNOW you'll be generous IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Moderator Posts: 1288 From: peace.angel@live.com.au Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 08:28 AM
pireErr....... to much information. Actually, if we combine the what turns you on answer with the favourite sounds question...... oh, never mind! IP: Logged |
pire Knowflake Posts: 340 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 08:39 AM
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PeaceAngel Moderator Posts: 1288 From: peace.angel@live.com.au Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 08:41 AM
Oh you edited. Naughty pire! Very very naughty! And for editing the post too. IP: Logged |
T Knowflake Posts: 689 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 10:23 AM
Hey neat thread! Questions: What is your favorite word? conjunction What is your least favorite word? Pluto-transiting-the-12th What turns you on? confidence, independence, wit, laid-back personality What turns you off? players and their egos, arrogance, wimpiness What is your favorite curse word?
F What sound or noise do you love? birds and breezes through trees
What sound or noise do you hate? that squeal my car makes when I start it up because a belt needs greasing What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? singing What profession would you not like to attempt?
doctor or any hospital work. too queasy. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates?
"Give me a high five. You did great."
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T Knowflake Posts: 689 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 10:33 AM
babies crying is another sound that's like nails on a chalk board to me. there was one outside in the yard next to me doing this all day yesterday. i wanted to yell at the mother to take it inside and give it a nap!!! grrrrit's even worse when youre stuck in line with one behind you at the grocery store. it's like hey, can you do something about that? youre the only one who thinks your kid is cute when it's screaming like that. sorry, grates on the old nerves. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese Knowflake Posts: 353 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted July 13, 2009 12:00 PM
What is your favorite word? PodWhat is your least favorite word? Slither What turns you on? Men who know how to hug. What turns you off? Liars, men that wear clothes with slogans or brand names on them. Ugly shoes. What is your favorite curse word? Twat What sound or noise do you love? Violin What sound or noise do you hate? Rustling carrier bags, especially on the bus. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Travel writer What profession would you not like to attempt? Psychiatric nurse If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? I have created a cheese in your name. IP: Logged |
comica23 Knowflake Posts: 297 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 14, 2009 06:21 PM
What is your favorite word?dream What is your least favorite word? depends on in what context it is used What turns you on? intelligence, sensibility, selflessness What turns you off? immaturity, lack of manners/grace, selfishness (being self-centered isn't the same as being selfish) What is your favorite curse word? <a very soft version of a curse word in Cantonese :P > What sound or noise do you love? gentle raindrops, or birds sounds in the early morning, right before the sunrise What sound or noise do you hate? those that are too loud/disturbing What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? something related to computers and arts at the same time What profession would you not like to attempt? those which I can't find meaning If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? "I shall grant you power, and access to all the knowledge/wisdom/truth, and also freedom of pursuing any path you'd like." IP: Logged |
Lucia23 Knowflake Posts: 747 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 14, 2009 10:42 PM
Questions:What is your favorite word? chthonic What is your least favorite word? don't want to think about this, can't get it out of my head What turns you on? beautiful hot tall men who smell amazing and have incredble voices and hands; chemistry; talent; charisma; power; male bodies, men (did I repeat myself here?) What turns you off? willful ignorance, street-spitting, bad smells, slimy perverts What is your favorite curse word? f*ck What sound or noise do you love? the voices of people I love, grunting wild animals, sudden rainstorms, good live music What sound or noise do you hate? my neighbor's sometimes f-buddy faking orgasm What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? movie star What profession would you not like to attempt? any other profession but mine or movie star If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the Pearly gates? Hi! IP: Logged |