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Topic: Things Go Wrong At The Gemini-Sagittarius Debate
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MyVirgoMask
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From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 28, 2009 11:19 PM
 
I should thank Deux for introducing me to this site... I think this guy's got some hilarious blogs.
I thought this one was particularly entertaining: "Things Go Wrong At The Gemini-Sagittarius Debate" MODERATOR: Thank you for joining us for the first in a series of debates for the leadership of the Zodiac. Tonight, Gemini and Sagittarius will discuss the issues. Sagittarius has won the coin toss -- SAGITTARIUS: Well, I do have the reputation for being lucky... MOD: -- and will go first. Sag? SAG: Thanks. A lot of people have complained that there is no real choice in this election. I'd like to take the time now to point out the many significant differences between myself and my opposing sign. First of all -- GEMINI: Bor-ing! SAG: Beg your pardon? GEM: You know, supposedly I have the reputation for being the yappy one. Two to one though says you've got ten minutes of material there about how you're all philosophical and stuff, and how I'm just "flighty." SAG: Have you been reading my notes? GEM: No, I just know you. I know how you can take one philosophical stance... whether you've really thought it through or not... and spin it into a long tale that sounds like it's all well thought out. But sometimes it isn't. And I'm calling you on it. SAG: Listen, scatterbrain: you haven't thought out your positions well enough to call anyone on anything. I say you just catalogue data and then use that to argue against anyone who thinks differently from you. GEM: And that's so different from you how, exactly? SAG: I... you suck! GEM: Yeah, well YOU suck! MOD: Please, could we return to the debate please? SAG: Who's the nimrod who hired Virgo to moderate this thing anyway? GEM: Yeah. Virgo's kind of like us in a way, but they're so... Virgo-ish. SAG: Yeah. They're that thing, that Virgo thing. They're so... they're like the intellectual hallway monitors of the Zodiac. GEM: Good one, dude! (pauses) This debate sucks. SAG: Yeah. Hey, wanna go drinking? GEM: Sure, let's go. I'll drive. SAG: No, I'll drive. GEM: No, I'll drive! SAG: No... 
http://matthewastrology.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-go-wrong-at-gemini-sagittarius.html
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SpooL
Knowflake Posts: 45
From: Toronto/Ottawa,Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 12:10 AM
Vary Funny and vary Intresting...I whould have almost said the same words, but a bit diffrently. When arguing with Sags I find the typical ones will turn the debate in another direction. I whouldn't have said boring, but I whould be bored because I already have a good idea of what the Sag whould say. <quote>GEM: Yeah. Virgo's kind of like us in a way, but they're so... Virgo-ish.</quote> I've said something simmilar to that.. but more of "..Virgos have there own way of doing things". IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 931
From: acousticgod@sbcglobal.net
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 12:28 AM
I have all these voices.  Moon in Virgo
Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in Sagittarius
Saturn in Gemini
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enchantress299
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posted July 29, 2009 12:37 AM
Hee hee... I've got 3 planets in Sag and 3 in Virgo, so I totally understand the Sagittarius POV and the "Virgo-ish" comment. I am sometimes "Virgo-ish." We really are the intellectual hallway monitors of the Zodiac too. Geminis drive me freaking nuts... IP: Logged |
Benedict Moon*
Knowflake Posts: 231
From: formerly Dulce Luna
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 12:44 AM
OMG FREAKY.  This is like me, my brah, and my sister talking. My sis is gemini mooner who argues for the sake of arguing, my brah's the Sag-type (his chart ruler venus is there), and I'm the virgo moon mod. O__o
On the otherhand, this also echos the battle between my venus (gemini) my chart ruler in Sag, and my Virgo moon. On one hand, I want to be the dazzling intellect (venus), on the other hand its great to drone on about your philosophy on life (saturn in sag Man) and then sometimes I'd rather play strict Librarian (virgo moon). Man, mutable energy is a trip.....
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blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 583
From: U.K
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 02:40 AM
I skim read through that before flicking onto the morning papers.  IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 04:29 AM
My Gemini ASC and Mercury in Sagittarius (conjunct in 6H) love it. IP: Logged |
evander
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posted July 29, 2009 04:50 AM
mercury in sag definitely hilariousgood work! IP: Logged |
AscTaurus
Knowflake Posts: 41
From: Pretoria, Gauteng,South Africa
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 06:17 AM
Well I am in a relationship with a Gemini and I must say that he is the one who can be long-winded: He really takes a lot of time to get to the point and can be so verbose.It seems the Sagittarian above has strong "Leo" influences because they sound pompous and "above it all". Being a Sag myself, I am usually the one who responds with "BORRING!" when my gemini starts talking. I love him to bits though. IP: Logged |
alanabelle86
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From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 07:08 AM
Too funny! Sounds like my family. My sister is a double Gemini (Gemini AC, Gemini Sun), and my mom is a Gemini Moon. I'm a Sagittarius Rising. ------------------
Knowledge is power. Quincunx'd
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belgz
Knowflake Posts: 234
From: Sydney, Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 08:37 AM
lol. I have jupiter in sag and gem moon im kinda both!IP: Logged |
DepTaurus
Knowflake Posts: 494
From: canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 09:25 AM
Well, I do have the reputation for being lucky...haha that is so something sagittarius would say. and what kinda reputation is this sagittarius talking about. boring haha
beg your pardon im calling you on it. go gemini. SAG: I... you suck!
i suck no wait you suck what is it that you both suck.
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Unmoved
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posted July 29, 2009 12:39 PM
hehe... funny...I would've chased these two out of the room. I would have also held them in contempt of the proceedings... 'causing commotion and criticizing MY floor!! IP: Logged |
Geocosmic* Valentine
Knowflake Posts: 212
From: New York, NY
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 01:28 PM
Everyone knows Libra should have been the moderator.  IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
Knowflake Posts: 906
From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 03:15 PM
"They're so... they're like the intellectual hallway monitors of the Zodiac."This part had me sinking down into my chair a little bit ... I admit, my Libra Mercury has this back and forth dialogue going on in general most of the time LOL IP: Logged |
vertiver
Knowflake Posts: 255
From: Formerly Missneptune
Registered: May 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 04:49 PM
I know a Gemini Sun - Sagittarius Sun couple that have the hardest time making any sort of decision, it gets really annoying. In fact when I read this it made me sorta sad because this couple I'm referring to is having some relationship issues at the moment, I'm not really sure if Gemini and Sagittarius are supposed to be romantically involved, they are drawn to each other but maybe they are better as friends? IP: Logged |
amowls*
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From: richmond va
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 05:17 PM
Heh. I'm Gemini Rising with Sun/Mercury in my 9th, and my Sun's co-rulers in Sag. So this is really relateable.IP: Logged |
BlueTopaz124
Knowflake Posts: 55
From: Portland, OR, USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 29, 2009 09:48 PM
I'm a Sag Sun and any conversations with a Gemini, unless we're only talking about a specific subject....can jump around very easily and hit just about everything  IP: Logged |
bopbop
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From: USA
Registered: Jun 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 12:59 PM
I have a cousin who is a Sag sun conj Saturn and square Jupiter, while I have a Gem Ascendant and Sun/Merc in 3rd house. This isn't how we debate at all, though I definitely think our debates have a sag/gem aspect to it... we can both talk for HOURS about philosophy. A hallmark of our relationship is debating each other to sleep (especially if a debate starts in the evening and ends at 2 in the morning). We try to pin down each other's arguments, because I'll never commit to any one stance but I'll throw out a million at once, and his ideas spiral out of control and he never lets up! It's pretty great.IP: Logged |
oneruledbymars
Knowflake Posts: 61
From: South Carolina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 01:31 PM
BopBop, lol
Thats funny, my dude and I have his Gem Sun/Merc opposing my Sag Moon/Nept. We go at it for hours, about all kinds of things. Its so much fun. But he usually goes deeper than I. His Sag Moon is Conjunct his Scorp Neptune so when he gets to dark, I freak out and always end up folding first, my compassion wins out everytime, but I swear one day I will when a debate. God as my witness!Signed:
Bitter Oh and Geo:
I totally agree about the Moderator, thats bogus man! lol IP: Logged |
bopbop
Knowflake Posts: 107
From: USA
Registered: Jun 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 02:15 PM
Haha, that is awesome. Sag and Gem, at if for hours. But they love it. That is the essence of a good opposition.IP: Logged |
charmainec
Moderator Posts: 122
From: on the other side of the rainbow
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 04:18 PM
Lol that was funny.I have sag sun gem moon and my other half a gem.We have lively and entertaining covos with lots of laughs IP: Logged |
Belage
Knowflake Posts: 92
From: California
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 05:22 PM
Virgo the Moderator? No. Virgo would have been the fact checker and post-debate critic. Virgo will leave the moderating to Libra. IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares
Knowflake Posts: 317
From: No Permanent Address
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 05:26 PM
Libra was not available that day.IP: Logged |
oneruledbymars
Knowflake Posts: 61
From: South Carolina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 30, 2009 08:23 PM
Deux:
Obviously right! lol Bopbop, it certainly makes for no dull moments. But you are right it is the essence of a good opposition. Well stated. Charmaine-
Wow you guys are alot like us.
I have a Aries Sun and Sag Moon and he has a Gemini Sun and Sag Moon. Love it Love it. IP: Logged |
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