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Topic: How to Woo the Entire Zodiac
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aquagembaby Knowflake Posts: 875 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted February 06, 2017 03:11 AM
Valentines Day is coming up so I’m here with the obligatory cheesy love astrology I’m no love expert by any means so feel free to add more Venus in Aries: Show enthusiasm. Lack of drive is a turn off. Do NOT be boring! Stand for something. Venus in Taurus: Ease into it and don’t rush or force things. Effort is key. Yes, Venus likes good-looks and money, but even if you’re not the most beautiful or rich person, as long as you put thought and preparation into things, that is what matters. Venus in Gemini: Just simply talking is not enough. Have back and forth dialogue. Open-ended questions are good. Keep the conversation going! Show that you have an opinion about something. If you say “I don’t know” or “Yeah I guess” to everything, it’s over! Venus in Cancer: Be careful of what you say or do, b/c they will notice everything. Be thoughtful and let them know that you’re here for them. Cherish and remember certain special moments from the past. Take care of them and they’ll take care of you even better! Venus in Leo: Yes, they do love compliments and attention, but most of all it’s the appreciation that they love. Show that you’re proud to have them around and be expressive. Aloofness or ambivalence can be taken as a low blow. Venus in Virgo: Pay close attention to the things they do for you. Even the smallest act is done out of love. It’s the little things that count. Venus in Libra: Be courteous and friendly, and extend that to their family, friends, and well, pretty much everyone else! Rudeness is a huge turn off. “Fancy” dates once in awhile doesn’t hurt. If you manage to have the same taste as them in style, food or music..that’s a huge plus! Venus in Scorpio: Do not flip-flop with your emotions. If you fluctuate too much within the relationship, you will lose their trust. Venus in Sagittarius: Be prepared to ‘wing it’. Don’t bring up the past too much - This Venus sign just wants to move on and start fresh. Be up front about what’s going on in the relationship without being too overbearing. Venus in Capricorn: Don’t surprise them or leave them hanging. If you even manage to get close this Venus sign, don’t let it go to waste and promise to put in work in the relationship. When it comes to serious matters, being apathetic or giving excuses will not fly! Venus in Aquarius: Be open-minded enough to consider their weird hobbies and interests. Never judge or make them feel bad for thinking differently. You *cannot* control this Venus sign so don’t even try it! Venus in Pisces: They may be confusing or difficult to pin down at times, but stick with them and show that your devoted to them no matter what. If you’re transparent, honest, and stay true to your word…then you might just have the most heavenly and romantic relationship of your life! IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 73623 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted February 06, 2017 06:58 AM
GREAT work, Aquababy! ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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posted February 06, 2017 09:19 AM
Aww this is sweet. Be back later with some "wooing" strategies. IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 21731 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted February 06, 2017 09:29 AM
quote: Venus in Sagittarius: Be prepared to ‘wing it’. Don’t bring up the past too much - This Venus sign just wants to move on and start fresh. Be up front about what’s going on in the relationship without being too overbearing.
Hell yeah! Sounds good. to your whole list. IP: Logged |
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posted February 06, 2017 09:37 AM
Actually, might as well.. (ETA: I probably should specify this is a joke list.) How to woo Venus in...Aries - Channel your inner Pepe Le Pew. Taurus - Gently wrap the cashmere shawl you just bought them round their shoulders while they're enjoying your lovely home-cooked meal. Gemini - If you can keep them entertained for longer than five minutes, you're in. Cancer - Randomly squeal at babies in prams and pretend to be embarrassed by it when they see. Leo - Three dozen roses. Their favourite perfume. Wrapped tastefully. And a live billboard proclaiming your undying love for his/her majesty. *Cue: dreamy photo montage of their best pictures.* Virgo - Run into them at the library. They're much less prickly to talk to there. Or better yet, *buy* them a library - Beauty & the Beast style. Libra - Ask them to rehearse a play with you. Romeo & Juliet. Scorpio - Give them a vial of your blood. And a love letter, written in blood. Your blood. Sagittarius - Take them out camping. Engineer an accidentally-on-purpose scenario where you can be the braveheart that saves her from a lion. Or bandits. Or other campers. Whatever. It's gotta make a great story she can tell. Capricorn - Date? I'll have to check my calendar. How about next week? I'd do this week, but my boss insists I come over for dinner on Friday. Oh hey, wait a minute - would you like to be my plus one? Aquarius - Stand OUT. Do you live in a low-key neighbourhood? Be the genius hipster with electric blue hair and casually reference your recent inventions or apps. Do you live in a hipster neighbourhood? Be the goody-two-shoes that's always home by 8 and has his/her nose in a book. Pisces - Be inescapable. Spend every waking moment with them. If you don't have that kind of time, just write her a song and sing it to her, with tears in your eyes. IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 21731 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted February 06, 2017 09:46 AM
SO GOOD"Scorpio - Give them a vial of your blood. And a love letter, written in blood. Your blood." We talked about that before. It may come to that in heavy Pluto synastry, too. IP: Logged |
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posted February 06, 2017 09:48 AM
quote: Originally posted by Faith: SO GOOD"Scorpio - Give them a vial of your blood. And a love letter, written in blood. Your blood." Ha! We talked about that before. It may come to that in heavy Pluto synastry, too.
YES!! You know, that *did* pop in my mind when I was writing that. "Wait, where have I heard that before...Aahhhh." IP: Logged |
Aries23Degrees Knowflake Posts: 8514 From: South Africa Registered: Dec 2012
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posted February 06, 2017 01:21 PM
quote: Originally posted by aquagembaby: Venus in Libra: Be courteous and friendly, and extend that to their family, friends, and well, pretty much everyone else! Rudeness is a huge turn off. “Fancy” dates once in awhile doesn’t hurt. If you manage to have the same taste as them in style, food or music..that’s a huge plus!
Yes Not a Venus in Libra but Venus is in the 7th(placidus) and a lovely, well-mannered individual is incredibly sexy to me IP: Logged |
Randall Webmaster Posts: 131669 From: From a galaxy, far, far away... Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 06, 2017 01:39 PM
Nailed it! (Aqua)IP: Logged |
Mergoatsun Knowflake Posts: 1107 From: USA Today Registered: Aug 2015
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posted February 06, 2017 02:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by Randall: Nailed it! (Aqua)
Agree. Venus in Aquarius here and it was spot on. Also, my Venus is in the 4th house so I identified with Cancer's as well ------------------ "Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace." -Dalai Lama IP: Logged |
UrsusBlack Knowflake Posts: 341 From: Registered: Dec 2015
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posted February 06, 2017 02:22 PM
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teasel Knowflake Posts: 15603 From: http://forum.astro.com/cgi/forum.cgi?action=viewprofile;username=u36170365 Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 06, 2017 02:23 PM
Yep, with Gemini - both lists. Some people like to demonize Venus in Gemini, and accuse us of being liars, cheaters, etc. Not so - not at all. I see Venus in Gemini as a big one for partnership. I like my alone time, but I really like to spend time with others, too. Conversation, having a laugh, but really communicating is a big deal. I remember feeling attracted to someone, when I felt heard - when they paid attention, and didn't gloss over concerns. IP: Logged |
UrsusBlack Knowflake Posts: 341 From: Registered: Dec 2015
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posted February 06, 2017 02:27 PM
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meyray Knowflake Posts: 807 From: Registered: Oct 2012
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posted February 06, 2017 03:14 PM
Aries Venus: Challenge them to a competitive video game and trash talk them until you end up making out aggressively Taurus Venus: Bring them a gift basket filled with confectionery and Yankee candles then make out on the couch Gemini Venus: Buy tickets to a stand up comedy show or a late night talk show and make out in the Uber that picks you up Cancer Venus: Cook dinner together and watch a romantic drama flick then hold them as they sob uncontrollably (then make out) Leo Venus: Tell them to doll up and take them to a glitzy social event and make out in the elevator Virgo Venus: Ask them to help you pick out home items from IKEA then go home to build your furniture but instead make out Libra Venus: Same as Leo but instead make out on the balcony or in the garden Scorpio Venus: Text them at 2AM (they won't be asleep) saying it's hurting you how much you can't stop thinking about them then 15 min later show up at their door, proceed to make out Sagittarius Venus: An entire night of bar hopping, make out at all of them Capricorn Venus: Invite them as your +1 to an office party, make sure you introduce them very properly and extensively especially to co-workers who will praise you, make out after everybody gets drunk and starts singing karaoke Aquarius Venus: Invite them to trip on psychedelics together, make out after having revelations about humanity Pisces Venus: Take them to an impressionist art gallery then sit on a park bench and make out under the moonlight IP: Logged |
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posted February 06, 2017 04:20 PM
^^^^ Awesome!!! I'd really like to be wooed the Pisces Venus way. Damn. _ Also, I love how each of yours ends with making out. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 73623 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted February 06, 2017 07:25 PM
Great job, Meyrey, Sweetie ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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12muddy Knowflake Posts: 3075 From: Registered: Feb 2013
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posted February 06, 2017 10:40 PM
Not sure if other cap venus would want to be wooed by being invited as the plus-1 at an office party or at a dinner with bosses/co-workers.I don't. The cap venus in me appreciates a cozy, intimate, private setting. Perfect if one wants to do something naughty. Pull out the chair for me and pinch my backside as I sit down lol. IP: Logged |
UrsusBlack Knowflake Posts: 341 From: Registered: Dec 2015
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posted February 06, 2017 11:44 PM
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aquagembaby Knowflake Posts: 875 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted February 07, 2017 03:07 AM
quote: Originally posted by Elysia:
Aquarius - Stand OUT. Do you live in a low-key neighbourhood? Be the genius hipster with electric blue hair and casually reference your recent inventions or apps. Do you live in a hipster neighbourhood? Be the goody-two-shoes that's always home by 8 and has his/her nose in a book.
Haha yes I have to agree - you have to be different somehow. And LOL to your Venus in Scorpio Thank you everyone for the feedback! I just wrote it out of boredom and didn't think people would really read it
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Stellia Knowflake Posts: 646 From: Yorks, UK Registered: Jan 2017
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posted February 07, 2017 06:49 AM
quote: Originally posted by teasel: Some people like to demonize Venus in Gemini, and accuse us of being liars, cheaters, etc. Not so - not at all. I see Venus in Gemini as a big one for partnership. I like my alone time, but I really like to spend time with others, too. Conversation, having a laugh, but really communicating is a big deal. I remember feeling attracted to someone, when I felt heard - when they paid attention, and didn't gloss over concerns.
Me too Teasel! There's a someone in my life at the moment who may be more at some point - my favourite fantasy? Lying in bed and talking IP: Logged |
aquagembaby Knowflake Posts: 875 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted February 07, 2017 02:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by teasel: I remember feeling attracted to someone, when I felt heard - when they paid attention, and didn't gloss over concerns.
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meyray Knowflake Posts: 807 From: Registered: Oct 2012
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posted February 07, 2017 03:32 PM
@12muddy Cap Venus is the one I had trouble with the most actually haha, I couldn't pick a right thing for themimo the most romantic thing you can do for a Cap Venus is to not be romantic (j/k) IP: Logged |
CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 749 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted February 08, 2017 12:31 AM
Aries - insult them Taurus - feed them Gemini - change the subject every 30 seconds Cancer - dress up as their mom Leo - sing their praises in front of others Virgo - be a perfect b*stard Libra - tell them how nice they look with the moonlight shining on them Scorpio - be willing to have sex with them anywhere, anytime, any position Sagittarius - be willing to let them come and go as they please (not the pleasurable kind of "come") Capricorn - buy them lots of stuff and have lots of money Aquarius - be fine with the possibility of never meeting them in person or spending time together (basically not having a relationship) Pisces - just smile, nod, and agree with any weird sh*t they're thinking/imagining/feelingIP: Logged |
aquagembaby Knowflake Posts: 875 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted February 08, 2017 01:50 AM
quote: Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz:
Gemini - change the subject every 30 seconds Cancer - dress up as their mom
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colorful butterfly Knowflake Posts: 2172 From: USA Registered: May 2015
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posted February 09, 2017 10:21 PM
Gemini- Change the subject every 20 seconds lol , yea communication is HUGE!!! Intellectual stem is a must , our brain is our sex organ. lolIP: Logged |