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Ami Anne
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posted February 20, 2017 04:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne        Reply w/Quote
People get up in arms about stereotypes. So, let’s let it rip.

Aries
Horrible Lover

Taurus
Fat

Gemini

Bi-sexual.

Cancer
Hypochondriac

Leo
HUGE everything. Huge hair.Huge mouth. THINKS he has huge genitals *cough*

Virgo
Everything must be in its place or the person becomes Jack Nicholsen in “The Shining”

Libra
Lazy

Scorpio
Will exact revenge if you sneeze in his direction. For Goodness Sake, don't step on his toe.

Sagittarius
Love them and then can’t locate them.

Capricorn

Will kill himself (and, maybe, you) to become the CEO.

Aquarius
They know everything better than anyone, but are very humble in nailing that into your head.

Pisces
Dope dealer–home grown.

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hypatia238
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posted February 20, 2017 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote
Very funny Ami!

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colorful butterfly
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posted February 20, 2017 04:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for colorful butterfly        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ami Anne:
People get up in arms about stereotypes. So, let’s let it rip.

Aries
Horrible Lover

Taurus
Fat

Gemini

Bi-sexual.

Cancer
Hypochondriac

Leo
HUGE everything. Huge hair.Huge mouth. THINKS he has huge genitals *cough*

Virgo
Everything must be in its place or the person becomes Jack Nicholsen in “The Shining”

Libra
Lazy

Scorpio
Will exact revenge if you sneeze in his direction. For Goodness Sake, don't step on his toe.

Sagittarius
Love them and then can’t locate them.

Capricorn

Will kill himself (and, maybe, you) to become the CEO.

Aquarius
They know everything better than anyone, but are very humble in nailing that into your head.

Pisces
Dope dealer–home grown.


LOL LOL LOL

LEOS HUGE EVERYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... 9 out of 10 guys I date are going to be a LEO!!!

I am a Cancer and hypercondriac!!!! LOl , I get so overwhelmed by well what if this, what if that , what if , what if , what if. Seeing how most Leos are players , it's no wander I get all out of sorts.

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CapriciousCapricorn
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posted February 20, 2017 05:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CapriciousCapricorn        Reply w/Quote
Why is Aries a horrible lover?

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hypatia238
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posted February 20, 2017 05:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by CapriciousCapricorn:
Why is Aries a horrible lover?

I am sure they are fine lovers although I have not been with one but my guess is that she is talking about them coming too fast or not taking their time, been to rash or rough since it's ruled by impatient Mars but is a joke.

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posted February 20, 2017 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CapriciousCapricorn        Reply w/Quote
hypatia238,

yes! That's the only thing I could think of )) but come on! that's just NOT an Aries stereotype, it's Mars in Aries stereotype.

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posted February 20, 2017 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CapriciousCapricorn        Reply w/Quote
Aries Sun If stereotyped from love department angle is a passionate lover! That's only a good thing

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hypatia238
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posted February 20, 2017 06:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by CapriciousCapricorn:
hypatia238,

yes! That's the only thing I could think of )) but come on! that's just NOT an Aries stereotype, it's Mars in Aries stereotype.


I enjoy quickies too and Mars in Aries I have been with and he was a great lover but he had Mars in Aries conjunct exact moon He took his time.

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posted February 20, 2017 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CapriciousCapricorn:
Aries Sun If stereotyped from love department angle is a passionate lover! That's only a good thing

Hell Yeah!

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LibraGirl92
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posted February 20, 2017 09:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraGirl92        Reply w/Quote
I am a Libra and I do find myself lazy at times 😂😂

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hypatia238
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posted February 20, 2017 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote
Girl I love been lazy, my chart Ruler is pluto in libra and its a singleton planet by element. However saturn in scorpio conjuncts it and saturn wants to feel it contributes to society and pulls its weight, saturn is also goal oriented so saturn keeps my laziness in check. If not for saturn oh boy lol.... I would be in trouble hehe

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posted February 20, 2017 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Orange        Reply w/Quote
I agree with everything! LOL
except for Cancers being hypochondriacs - that's us Virgins, not the Cancers.

Cancers are horribly introverted, on a side note.

My friend, a Libra, told me today she is lazy.

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Ami Anne
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posted February 20, 2017 10:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne        Reply w/Quote
Yea, Orange. I was thinking about Virgo but then thought that cancer moon can be a hypochondriac, not that I would know from personal experience

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posted February 20, 2017 11:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Radium        Reply w/Quote
Pisces baby, I hate getting money because it all goes to dope and music, I can't save and don't want to save for an apartment

I have took shrooms last independence day and I plan on doing it again...been in music videos, played in bands, about to start gigging solo soooonnn and I plan on getting ****** up before EVERY show,

I do it for the people...
i said all this because u couldn't be more right, dope dealers love me

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Sulkyarcher
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posted February 21, 2017 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sulkyarcher        Reply w/Quote
I once saw a Sadge wear clown make-up. I was owned!

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posted February 21, 2017 11:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charlie        Reply w/Quote
Pluto squaring my sun and moon is strong in me...Actually, my Cap moon will co-join the effort of revenge and climbing ladder Double points if person on other end is one and the same LOL

My Cancer sun frowns upon becoming "fat"! I'll run 30 marathons, consecutively, to withstand "fatness"!

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CosmiqPhuz
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posted February 21, 2017 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CosmiqPhuz        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Sulkyarcher:
I once saw a Sadge wear clown make-up. I was owned!


You mean Aries23degrees? I remember him wearing a clown outfit in the "show your picture" thread. He's a Sadge.

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posted February 25, 2017 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238        Reply w/Quote

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Ami Anne
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posted February 25, 2017 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne        Reply w/Quote
So cute, H

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posted February 25, 2017 09:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sulkyarcher        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz:
You mean Aries23degrees? I remember him wearing a clown outfit in the "show your picture" thread. He's a Sadge.


No, not him. It was a dude downtown! I knew him and he was a Sagittarius!

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mattva
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posted February 25, 2017 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mattva        Reply w/Quote
lollll these are good.

as an aquarian with a scorpio dad/cancerian mom, all 3 ring true.

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posted February 25, 2017 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TensionEmpire        Reply w/Quote
cancer,

yup, but we can overcome it, me myself have pluto in the 2th.... body pain is nthgn to me sometimes. I can litteraly bite it down.

Leo,

what did you expect?

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posted February 25, 2017 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel        Reply w/Quote
Aries usually has the opposite reputation.

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Randall
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girlwiththerainysoul
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posted March 01, 2017 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for girlwiththerainysoul        Reply w/Quote
Angry Aries is hot AF!

I mean, just so damn passionate!
with fire literally in their eyes lol

there was an Aries moon I used to deliberately make angry just to get the passion out I learned this techinuqe working with when I didn't even know astrology (he had lots of scorpio too and was a little too reluctant to give up the control lol)

I don't know if it's my own chart making me this way, but I believe the hottest guys on earth are a mixture of Aries sun or moon + the Taurus venus/Scorpio moon or AC. Aries sun with taurus venus, or Aries sun with Scorpio AC, or Aries sun with Scorpio moon, Aries moon with Scorpio AC and taurus venus. just So hot!

when Aries are calm, they're babies. you should also be able to put up with the self-centeredness and tantrums!

whenever I feel down, I listen to this Aries singer (mercury conjunct venus in taurus) I love, his voice is just so positive and passionate. and there are also a couple of Aries actors I really enjoy watching on screen.

Aries makes my day

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