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Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 09, 2011 07:09 PM Differences between men and women? It's as simple as this, students. grabs a piece of chalk and walks to the board "Women have an innie. Men have an outie." Questions? ------------------ "Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all." Harriet Van Horne IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 09, 2011 07:39 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 11, 2011 03:44 PM ------------------ "Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all." Harriet Van Horne IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 11, 2011 06:05 PM Me thinks you show stopped the thread IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 16, 2011 05:54 AM IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 17, 2011 07:37 PM Well, rev it back up again. vroom vroom ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 18, 2011 07:02 AM Men use rest rooms for purely biological reasons. Women use rest rooms as social lounges. Men in a rest room will never speak a word to each other. Never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me? IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 18, 2011 07:03 AM Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 18, 2011 07:03 AM Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 18, 2011 07:04 AM Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 18, 2011 09:17 AM Haha! Short people. Hey, I can talk for hours on the phone. ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 32213 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted February 18, 2011 09:44 AM Wow,Randall Most men can't talk on the phone. I ,being a triple Gem,love it when a man can talk on the phone ------------------ Jesus never put his trust in man cuz he knew what was in man. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted November 09, 2011 05:37 AM When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrassment. When a woman talks dirtyto a man, it's $4.00 a minute. ------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 15, 2012 06:52 AM IP: Logged
RegardesPlatero Moderator Posts: 2724 From: Storybrooke, Mr. Gold's Shop Registered: Sep 2011	posted May 15, 2012 06:59 AM Just have to say that I'm loving this thread IP: Logged
aquaguy91 Knowflake Posts: 1897 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012	posted May 16, 2012 02:41 AM If a man buys a woman flowers he must be trying to get some, if he doesn't he is unthoughtful. IP: Logged
Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 1546 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011	posted May 16, 2012 03:39 AM ------------------ "The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind." --- Friedrich Nietzsche IP: Logged
YoursTrulyAlways Knowflake Posts: 2789 From: Registered: Oct 2011	posted May 16, 2012 03:13 PM quote: Originally posted by charmainec: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. And a smart man is one who finds the successful woman and avoids her IP: Logged
aquaguy91 Knowflake Posts: 1897 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012	posted May 18, 2012 03:07 AM quote: Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways: And a smart man is one who finds the successful woman and avoids her XD (Laughing) IP: Logged
Venus Moderator Posts: 1170 From: Registered: Mar 2011	posted May 18, 2012 04:45 AM would i be considered a party pooper if i were to say that there are a lot of unhealthy stereotypic comments in this thread?? IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 18, 2012 06:46 AM It's all in the name of fun and light hearted humor. ------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman IP: Logged
aquaguy91 Knowflake Posts: 1897 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012	posted May 18, 2012 09:02 PM quote: Originally posted by Venus: would i be considered a party pooper if i were to say that there are a lot of unhealthy stereotypic comments in this thread?? yes some is stereotypical and some isn't true of every man or woman,but a lot is true, that's why its humorous IP: Logged
Odette Knowflake Posts: 289 From: Registered: May 2012	posted May 18, 2012 09:44 PM Here is one difference I've noticed.. Women usually have an innie.. and most men have an outtie. I can't think of others right now. Mind Blank. IP: Logged
Odette Knowflake Posts: 289 From: Registered: May 2012	posted May 18, 2012 09:45 PM LMAO I didn't see Randall's post!!! Yeah ^ I basically concur IP: Logged
Odette Knowflake Posts: 289 From: Registered: May 2012	posted May 18, 2012 09:46 PM quote: a lot of unhealthy stereotypic comments in this thread?? For the record - I think my comment was very healthy. IP: Logged

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