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posted December 23, 2010 01:23 AM            

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Rule 1: Don't be too hasty in getting down to the music, or to the point where you lose your focus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uyS4IZDcJU&feature=related

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posted December 23, 2010 01:30 AM            

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Rule 2: Leave something to the imagination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zk7F_RP9ss

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posted December 23, 2010 01:34 AM            

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Rule 3: Don't be rigid. If you focus too hard, you'll look like the serious version of this guy...

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/3/1/strip-showcase-online-promoti on-clip-1-funny-stripper-1762288

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posted December 23, 2010 01:36 AM            

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Rule 4: Make sure your undergarments are clean!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHOazke43fc

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posted December 23, 2010 01:42 AM            

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Rule 5: Unexpectedness is good, but consider your audience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU5Y48mckkA

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posted December 23, 2010 01:53 AM            

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Rule 6: Interpretive dance, while a great artform, should be a very small aspect of your performance

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54d581dcf3/exotic-dancer-from-mcjohnsonfilms

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posted December 23, 2010 01:56 AM            

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Rule 7: Make sure you're wearing appropriately sized undergarments, AND, DO NOT climb up the pole like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvvHVOTwAc4

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posted December 23, 2010 02:03 AM            

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Rule 8: The Golden Rule: Don't just RUSH TO THE POINT. Jeez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

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posted December 23, 2010 06:35 AM            

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PS LMAO!

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posted December 23, 2010 11:30 AM            

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i can't view all the clips, did you have the poop stain underwear guy dancing to "i believe in miracles?"

if not...one added bit of advice.

check your drawers prior to starting said strip tease. make sure there are no skid marks. kinda messes up the whole gig.

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posted December 23, 2010 11:45 AM            

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ah yes, here he is in all his glory!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2QfIegR_a8&feature=player_embedded

be ready to laugh your ash off!

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posted December 23, 2010 01:47 PM            

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ps...i am dying for you to look at the video i posted,,,, betcha 10 bucks you can not watch it start to finish without laughing from your belly loud and proud!

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posted December 23, 2010 02:21 PM            

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NO I can't I'm drinking COFFEE right now

I don't want coffee in my nasal cavities!

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posted December 23, 2010 02:32 PM            

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i have watched it 20 times at least today and STILL laugh just as hard as the first time! definately no drinks in the mouth while viewing, unless you wanna choke on it coming out your nose!!

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posted December 23, 2010 04:57 PM            

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hahahahahahaha coolios!

I'm off to practise

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posted December 23, 2010 05:19 PM            

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Love the first one where the girls start beating each other up at the end.

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posted December 24, 2010 12:27 AM            

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Firecracker,

I FOUND THAT ONE, TOO! HAHAHA.

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posted December 24, 2010 09:50 AM            

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Lol ex professional strip teaser here..I'll teach ya how to do it properly

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posted December 25, 2010 12:55 AM            

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Teach us! Teach us!

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posted December 25, 2010 10:15 AM            

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I can't find the thread where you talked about your horrible night, Diablo.
I am so sorry you went through that.It sounds AWFUL.
I hope things feel a little better,now

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posted December 25, 2010 11:40 AM            

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I cant wait to watch all of these when I'm on the computer.

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posted December 25, 2010 06:53 PM            

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LMAO I love it, especially the second clip! Thanks for posting!

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posted December 26, 2010 04:44 AM            

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I think it was the Mercury Rx one, I'm copping it right up the ass with this Rx period. Ugh!!

Should be all good now, had a boxing day bbq with my girlfriends drinking midori and vodka uh huh uh huh much better lol xo

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