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Topic: TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
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SaggiMC
Knowflake Posts: 582
From: UK
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 28, 2012 11:57 AM
  
1 You can GET chocolate
2 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
6 You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
7 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
8 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
9 The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
10 You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates
11 You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
12 You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
13 With chocolate there's no need to fake it
14 Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
15 You can have chocolate at any time of the month
16 Good chocolate is easy to find
17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
18 When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
19 With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
20 Perhaps you know a 'chocoholic' who would appreciate this funny fax. ------------------
I love the parable, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, BUT if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for life.” IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 5516
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted January 28, 2012 02:13 PM
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I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate? when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history IP: Logged |
SunChild
Moderator Posts: 2765
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 28, 2012 04:06 PM
That's bull poop! IP: Logged |
sand
Knowflake Posts: 2540
From: taurus-scorpio axis
Registered: May 2011
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posted January 30, 2012 11:37 AM
chocolate is cheaper on the wallet.IP: Logged |
Alma Sun
Moderator Posts: 971
From: The East Coast
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted January 30, 2012 02:48 PM
2 and 7   ------------------
"The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off." — Robert Hand
"Cynicism, like gullibility, is a symptom of underdeveloped critical faculties." — Jamie Whyte
"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
SaggiMC
Knowflake Posts: 582
From: UK
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted January 30, 2012 03:42 PM
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Originally posted by SunChild:
That's bull poop!
I take it you've had a sense of humour bypass  IP: Logged |
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