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C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 01:50 PM ..in sweatpants or those jersey shorts? I immediately look to their crotch. Without fail. All.i.see.is.pork.swords..! IP: Logged
C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 01:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCmXgmMmv8 IP: Logged
sand Knowflake Posts: 6809 From: Registered: May 2011	posted September 27, 2012 01:59 PM =_= IP: Logged
C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 02:01 PM quote: Originally posted by sand: =_= Ladies have needs, too.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1jJENKW1nI IP: Logged
doommlord Moderator Posts: 1141 From: israel Registered: Dec 2011	posted September 27, 2012 02:03 PM now i wont be able to talk to men without remembering this thread and staring IP: Logged
libragrrrl0923 Knowflake Posts: 37 From: Orlando, FL, USA Registered: Sep 2012	posted September 27, 2012 02:06 PM I was at the gym yesterday doing situps and I happen to look over and see this guy wearing gym shorts. I couldn't help but notice how clearly you could see the size and shape of his "pork sword"! Lets just say I barely got in a workout yesterday because I couldn't quite focus. P.S. love that movie! IP: Logged
doommlord Moderator Posts: 1141 From: israel Registered: Dec 2011	posted September 27, 2012 02:10 PM quote: Originally posted by libragrrrl0923: I was at the gym yesterday doing situps and I happen to look over and see this guy wearing gym shorts. I couldn't help but notice how clearly you could see the size and shape of his "pork sword"! Lets just say I barely got in a workout yesterday because I couldn't quite focus. P.S. love that movie! book me a front row ticket for that show IP: Logged
C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 02:10 PM quote: Originally posted by libragrrrl0923: I was at the gym yesterday doing situps and I happen to look over and see this guy wearing gym shorts. I couldn't help but notice how clearly you could see the size and shape of his "pork sword"! Lets just say I barely got in a workout yesterday because I couldn't quite focus. P.S. love that movie! Story.of.my.life!!!!! IP: Logged
ail221 Knowflake Posts: 1582 From: Mary Margaret Blanchard's home Registered: Feb 2012	posted September 27, 2012 02:15 PM I look at their collar bone not crotch IP: Logged
RedScorp Knowflake Posts: 3464 From: GMT-5 Registered: Jul 2011	posted September 27, 2012 03:04 PM quote: I look at their collar bone not crotch I was considering posting a pic of my collar bone and asking what u thought it said about me but now I'm undecided IP: Logged
C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 03:15 PM I always thought it was my Mars in Aries. quote: Their desires are powerful indeed. While other signs may be most aroused by the romance of the moment,� both male and females with this position are especially aroused by their partner's sexual organs, plain and simple. http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/sexualastrology.html IP: Logged
YoursTrulyAlways Knowflake Posts: 3901 From: Registered: Oct 2011	posted September 27, 2012 04:36 PM Just a word of advice. The outward size of the package appearance sometimes has nothing to do with the size of the sword. For some, there are sizable shields, so it is highly deceiving lol Same with shoes! My US size 12s do not correspond... never mind And of course I know all the bra tricks.. IP: Logged
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 4316 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012	posted September 27, 2012 04:54 PM looks can be deceiving, some swords are hidden very carefully. IP: Logged
doommlord Moderator Posts: 1141 From: israel Registered: Dec 2011	posted September 27, 2012 04:58 PM quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: looks can be deceiving, some swords are hidden very carefully. its not the swords we should be afraid of....its the spears! IP: Logged
ail221 Knowflake Posts: 1582 From: Mary Margaret Blanchard's home Registered: Feb 2012	posted September 27, 2012 05:00 PM quote: Originally posted by RedScorp: I was considering posting a pic of my collar bone and asking what u thought it said about me but now I'm undecided Rofl no need to hide your collar bone is a little young for me IP: Logged
Hera Moderator Posts: 4323 From: the OR Registered: Sep 2010	posted September 27, 2012 05:17 PM quote: Originally posted by C1ND3R: I always thought it was my Mars in Aries. [QUOTE]Their desires are powerful indeed. While other signs may be most aroused by the romance of the moment,� both male and females with this position are especially aroused by their partner's sexual organs, plain and simple. http://www.cafeastrology.com/articles/sexualastrology.html [/QUOTE] Well I have Mars in Aries and I'm not like that EVERY TIME! But yeah, sometimes.. I mean, my eyes just happen to fall onto their.. erm.. you know. Pork swords sounds ewww. I'm a vegetarian now lmao. IP: Logged
libragrrrl0923 Knowflake Posts: 37 From: Orlando, FL, USA Registered: Sep 2012	posted September 27, 2012 05:22 PM quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: looks can be deceiving, some swords are hidden very carefully. And some are not hidden at all! I could tell this guy was circumcised and it wasn't like I was all up in his junk either. I was just minding my own business and then BAM it's right there in my face(not in the literal sense)! Even if I wanted to check out his collarbone, I couldn't. IP: Logged
YoursTrulyAlways Knowflake Posts: 3901 From: Registered: Oct 2011	posted September 27, 2012 06:32 PM quote: Originally posted by doommlord: its not the swords we should be afraid of....its the spears! Those spears are just puny thin. The battering rams are more concerning. IP: Logged
doommlord Moderator Posts: 1141 From: israel Registered: Dec 2011	posted September 27, 2012 06:36 PM quote: Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways: Those spears are just puny thin. The battering rams are more concerning. a ballista is worse....they can get you from far away IP: Logged
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 4316 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012	posted September 27, 2012 06:36 PM quote: Originally posted by libragrrrl0923: And some are not hidden at all! I could tell this guy was circumcised and it wasn't like I was all up in his junk either. I was just minding my own business and then BAM it's right there in my face(not in the literal sense)! Even if I wanted to check out his collarbone, I couldn't. lmao thanks for the mental image IP: Logged
RedScorp Knowflake Posts: 3464 From: GMT-5 Registered: Jul 2011	posted September 27, 2012 06:58 PM quote: your collar bone is a little young for me Ahahaha! Well, it was more like stagefright. I took da pic, cropped it, was all ready! Then bam I got nervous gomen. IP: Logged
C1ND3R Knowflake Posts: 947 From: Dorsia Registered: Aug 2012	posted September 27, 2012 07:18 PM Lol!!! This thread owns! I'm so glad you chimed in..! Now, i don't feel so lustful.. I'm not saying that i would like a sword that extends beyond 20ft but i certainly admire a view... Let that be a message to all you men... If you've got it, flaunt it! IP: Logged
ail221 Knowflake Posts: 1582 From: Mary Margaret Blanchard's home Registered: Feb 2012	posted September 27, 2012 07:24 PM The metaphors in this thread are...... IP: Logged
PixieJane Knowflake Posts: 964 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010	posted September 27, 2012 08:10 PM I know some women look at "obvious pork swords" about the same way as "camel toe" so if you flaunt it for female attention then be sure you're targeting the kind of women you want (that is don't complain if she turns out to not be that deep or have that much interest in you besides a fling or even one night stand, and don't complain when some women turn away from you). IP: Logged
mercuranian Knowflake Posts: 666 From: the future Registered: Apr 2009	posted September 27, 2012 08:21 PM this is hilarious. i look at their hands, they tell me all i need to know (regarding their "instrument"). this hasn't failed me yet but sure, if they're wearing track pants or something that showcases the goods, my gaze will wander there as well.. (blame my 1st house mars) IP: Logged

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