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posted November 13, 2012 04:22 AM            

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Post your best jokes about the signs or astrology in general. Funny/offensive horoscopes are welcome too. Just remember it's all for fun.

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posted November 13, 2012 10:16 AM            

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Hello Meyray! Welcome to LL

Transferring this thread to LLC2

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"For all those who believe, expect a miracle.”
Linda Goodman 1925-1995

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posted November 13, 2012 11:42 AM            

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posted November 13, 2012 11:43 AM            

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Moving to Sweet Peas.

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posted November 13, 2012 05:53 PM            

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Moving to Hearth and Home.

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posted November 13, 2012 05:54 PM            

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No I'm joking I'm not a mod I can't move this thread a third time.

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posted November 13, 2012 05:59 PM            

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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posted November 13, 2012 07:20 PM            

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I find it tasteless and crass & would prefer to see the copy in LLC deleted (since the thread is active here.)

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posted November 13, 2012 07:59 PM            

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its funny because its true

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posted November 13, 2012 09:41 PM            

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Juni, I opened it and deleted that one post. But I am on my phone, and my cache shows it still closed. Can you go close it back?

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posted November 13, 2012 09:42 PM            

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Indeed I can
Thank you

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posted November 14, 2012 10:53 PM            

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lol ...greedy emo

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posted November 15, 2012 05:23 AM            

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So Weird Al's "Horoscope For Today" is worth seeing once. The horoscopes are completely nonsense, if not relatively funny. Being a Sag with lots of Scorpio influences, I have a special place in my heart for his Sagittarius Horoscope.

=)

That's Your Horoscope For Today

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posted November 17, 2012 01:13 PM            

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I've a love for The Onion horoscopes...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-november-14-2012,30365/

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posted November 17, 2012 01:25 PM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
its funny because its true

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posted November 18, 2012 05:05 PM            

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*stands up on stage, and grabs a microphone*
Hey guys! How ya doin tonight!?
So Virgos....They are the VIRGINS...WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=bcYppAs6ZdI&NR=1
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all night! You guys have been great!

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