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Topic: Snobbish Intellectual joke of the day.
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Xodian
Knowflake Posts: 962
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 23, 2014 10:24 PM
  
Rene Descartes is sitting in some bar in Paris and has a drink. Bartender says: "Hey, you want another drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 71438
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 23, 2014 11:25 PM
Haha! Some won't get it.IP: Logged |
12muddy
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Registered: Feb 2013
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posted February 24, 2014 01:48 AM
I didn't get it. Then I spent a bit of my time finding out who René Descartes is (or was). Still didn't find anything until I came across his philosophical proposition. Heh I got it but the joke was a bit stale by then, well at least now I know who he was lol. IP: Logged |
Swift Freeze
Moderator Posts: 730
From: Dreams
Registered: Nov 2009
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posted February 24, 2014 04:30 AM
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Learn lots. Don't judge. Laugh for no reason. Be nice. Seek Happiness. Follow your dreams. IP: Logged |
dadoo
Knowflake Posts: 393
From: Mercury
Registered: Nov 2013
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posted February 24, 2014 04:42 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Xodian:
Rene Descartes is sitting in some bar in Paris and has a drink. Bartender says: "Hey, you want another drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.
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Sibyl
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From: Uranus
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted February 24, 2014 09:46 AM
I love it!  IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 71438
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 26, 2014 10:54 PM
I thought, therefore I was. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 71438
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 27, 2014 11:01 PM
My fave joke at the moment. IP: Logged |
Kerosene
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posted February 27, 2014 11:29 PM
You probably found that on Cracked or Reddit huh?Oh and I did a paper on him but I still rolled my eyes..
I guess this is how people show off their first college degrees. :P 2pretentious4me
Going to watch people hurting themselves.
lol jk I get the irony  IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 71438
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 06, 2014 10:20 PM
Still loving this!IP: Logged |
Ellynlvx
Knowflake Posts: 10490
From: the Point of Light within the Mind of God
Registered: Aug 2013
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posted March 07, 2014 07:43 AM
It is pretty funny.IP: Logged |
Violets
Knowflake Posts: 6303
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Registered: Apr 2011
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posted March 08, 2014 12:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
You probably found that on Cracked or Reddit huh?Oh and I did a paper on him but I still rolled my eyes..
I guess this is how people show off their first college degrees. :P 2pretentious4me
Going to watch people hurting themselves.
lol jk I get the irony
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Xodian
Knowflake Posts: 962
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 12, 2014 05:11 PM
As if one can ever be enough... I give you 20 other jokes for Snobbish Intellectuals!
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PixieJane
Moderator Posts: 8463
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted March 25, 2014 09:37 PM
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YoursTrulyAlways
Knowflake Posts: 7201
From:
Registered: Oct 2011
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posted March 26, 2014 10:21 AM
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium.All scientists, engineers, students and teachers should have no problem with this. Long live Biggie Smalls.
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PixieJane
Moderator Posts: 8463
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 04, 2014 06:14 PM
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PixieJane
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From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 14, 2014 05:30 PM
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PixieJane
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posted April 14, 2014 11:28 PM
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PixieJane
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From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 30, 2014 03:57 AM
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PixieJane
Moderator Posts: 8463
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted October 04, 2016 01:21 AM
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Lerena
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Registered: May 2015
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posted October 04, 2016 02:17 PM
I understood more of these than I expected.  IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Moderator Posts: 8463
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted October 09, 2016 01:34 AM
Maybe not intellectual, but more subtle and complex than usual (Jason has an older sister named Paige):  IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Moderator Posts: 8463
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted October 30, 2016 01:29 AM
I think this counts...  IP: Logged |
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