posted May 29, 2014 04:11 PM            

I have love for my ex, but I'd still fart on him if I had the chance.

I think farting is the most childishly gleeful way of giving temporary discomfort to someone without hurting them.

posted May 29, 2014 05:21 PM            

I went on a tirade a few years back to my sister and her then boyfriend about someone who had booted me from a group for questioning her. Pretty much finding the most ridiculous ways of having her stuck in a room after I cut one loose.

Laugh when you're upset. It hurts but things like this shake up the anger and help release you from its clutches.

I told my ex when we were fighting online that I could fart on him at that moment and he was so indignant. He's normally so prim and he was like,"Oh, great."

posted May 29, 2014 07:39 PM            

She got up and farted. She glared at me and I don't doubt she did it on purpose. I was so shocked that she left before it even fully registered to me what she did.

A month later she was back and I had to wait for her again. I tried to think maybe she was having a bad day then and not hold it against her, but this time after politely telling her it was my turn, I only waited 2 minutes before I went up to her and said, "I'm not doing this again. You're up in 30 seconds or I get the librarian. And the only way you'll stop me from taking that comp is if you fart again, because then I'll follow your butt outside and introduce your face to the sidewalk."

She got up fast (within 15 seconds) and went away quietly that time.

Unfortunately, that's the only thing that people like that respect and understand - fear, and threats that you have every intention of going through with (which I was, I wasn't bluffing) because they mistake civility and kindness for weakness.

posted May 29, 2014 08:27 PM            

I seriously would read your experiences in a blog or book if you ever decided you wanted to write about your life.

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Back in 2005 I didn't have my own computer right then and used the library. When it was my turn I told the lady who wasn't getting up nicely that it was my turn, take a minute to finish up. Ten minutes later (and we only get a half hour) I went up there again and told her matter of fact that in one minute I was getting the reference librarian.

She got up and farted. She glared at me and I don't doubt she did it on purpose. I was so shocked that she left before it even fully registered to me what she did.

A month later she was back and I had to wait for her again. I tried to think maybe she was having a bad day then and not hold it against her, but this time after politely telling her it was my turn, I only waited 2 minutes before I went up to her and said, "I'm not doing this again. You're up in 30 seconds or I get the librarian. And the only way you'll stop me from taking that comp is if you fart again, because then I'll follow your butt outside and introduce your face to the sidewalk."

She got up fast (within 15 seconds) and went away quietly that time.

Unfortunately, that's the only thing that people like that respect and understand - fear, and threats that you have every intention of going through with (which I was, I wasn't bluffing) because they mistake civility and kindness for weakness.

Not saying I think you're like her (because I define people by their actions, not their impulses) just thought some might like to hear of it.

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posted May 29, 2014 08:28 PM            

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Originally posted by PixieJane:
As for farting on guys...I'd be scared it would just turn them on.

And they do love their fart jokes, sometimes made with real farts.

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posted June 01, 2014 09:40 PM            

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Originally posted by Randall:
TMI

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posted June 01, 2014 09:46 PM            

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posted June 01, 2014 10:01 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
My son is so grossed out by this subject that if you even mention the name, he feels sick. I think it is the Libra venus. He is super refined, by nature. That eliminates some of my Gemini humor

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posted June 03, 2014 02:03 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
I have taken my humor up a notch when I am around my son and he thinks I am really funny now. Geminis have to be funny. It is one of our forms of self expression.

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posted June 03, 2014 02:04 PM            

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Originally posted by Randall:
I was just joking.

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