posted August 31, 2002 01:00 PM         

2 cups of finely sifted GOODWILL
1 cup of SWEETNESS
2 tsp of LEVITY

season well with 1 tsp of the salt of EXPERIENCE.
Stir these into the above mixture

1 cup of the MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
Leaven with 4 parts of CIVIC PRIDE

Beat vigorously with SELF IMPROVEMENT after addition...

add

1 tsp of the FLAVOR OF VARIETY
few grains of HARMONY
dash of CONSISTENCY
Pinch of CONSTANCY

pour into a large pan of CONSIDERATION
Bake in an oven of controlled TEMPER until done. Remove from pan and cool on a rack of GOOD HUMOR. Slice generously and frost with a dollop of GOLDEN RULE...

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