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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2004

posted June 25, 2004 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Does anyone else have these rings? I have had mine for over a week and nothing is happening! Well, the only thing happening is when I wake up in the morning, they have mysteriously come off my hands, and I find them on the floor or nightstand???? They are tight enough to stay on, that's not the problem, so what gives?????

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Special
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From: Another timezone
Registered: May 2004

posted June 25, 2004 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Special     Edit/Delete Message
Y'know what Philbird, ya makin me laugh already gal!! I'm jus gonna sit here and read, it's gonna be a cracker I know it!!

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"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true." John Lilly

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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 26, 2004 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I ordered the rings with the idea they would work as advertised, however, when I received the rings, they came with a note stating "If you really want to get the most use out of the rings, buy 5lbs. of ginsing". (that they sell for about the same price as the rings).
If I injest the ginsing every day, I'll see the miricles that I should have seen when I purchased the rings. That is enough ginsing to give me a heart attack, or I would have bought ginsing instead of the rings!
Hell, for that price I could purchase some speed and get the same results!
Last night they stayed on all night, I suppose for fear of being sent back down to the minors. I believe Mr. Chui is sincere in saying if they don't work he will refund your money, but I believe I will call him first and get the scoop! (he answers his phone calls). He sounds like a decent guy.
Keep you posted.

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Gia
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From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted June 26, 2004 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
He normally does answer his own phone calls. You'll find him a little curt and perhaps defensive if you ask too many questions. He's young and slightly cocky so don't be put off. I've spoken to him on more than one occasion. I think I was nice enough in my questioning, but he was very guarded with me - very much so. Perhaps I asked him too many questions about the type of mangnets used etc. etc. I don't know. Maybe he thought I was trying to steal his idea or something? Of course you should not need any Ginseng for the magnets to work!

I mean that is not to say you don't need supplements. Only that you should not need Ginseng for the magnets to work. Actually, in lower dosages it can raise blood pressure and in higher dosages reduce blood pressure. It can also be very dangerous for people with hypoglycemia and diabetics. It should also NOT be taken with certain drugs because it contra indicates. Funny that he didn't mention anything like that to me when I spoke with him last. As I said, I was not all that impressed with him myself. However, that does not mean his product does not work. I don't know. I have never used the rings myself. I will say this though Philbird, perhaps if they keep coming off it's a sign. Keep us posted.

Just as an after thought, are you balancing the magnets? Since your body is like a miniature battery, it's positive pole is like the south side of a magnet. It's negative the north. So since the north polarity has a negative charge it can sedate and calm the build up of positive energy. The north is the stronger force, more healing if you like. The south stimulates growth. With the rings as I understand it, he is creating a circuit. I don't know how powerful his magnets are, but I was taught never to leave a north taped on your body for more than 12 hours, or a south for more than half. I am so interested to find out how these will work for you Philbird. Let us know. I agree with Special. We wait for your latest report knowing it will be both informative and highly amusing. You make us all laugh so much. I hope you never stop posting.



Gia.

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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 27, 2004 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Good morning everyone.
This morning I woke up with my fingers stuck together. My Lapis Lazuli crystal was stuck to my face. My hubby sleepwalks for food during the night, so there was also a half a pound of cheese lying next to me. (you should see when he gets into the chocolate!)

Gia, I am wearing the rings as instructed. Either I'm soooo healthy they don't need to work or I need a lot of work and they couldn't take on that much responsibility, and gave up. That must be why I find them clenching each other in the morning. Oh, they are designed pretty crudely, sharp plastic and all, so I also had scratches on my face this morning.
Later!

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Special
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posted June 27, 2004 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Special     Edit/Delete Message
I gotsta get me some of those babies, just for the iminent comedy value!

Keep it coming Philbird, I actually wanna know if they work too!

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"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true." John Lilly

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Gia
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From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted June 28, 2004 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Good morning Philbird,

Why am I not surprised?

If laughter is truly the best medicine - no wonder you make us all feel good!

Clenched to each other in the morning eh? Well, something tells me something very irregular is going on. I remember some stuff about Lapis from my own crystal courses years ago. Lapis opens the mind to the divine, protects against psychic attack and depression.

Would be a great stone for you at night Special. Good protection against unwanted influences. Spookies of all kinds - even smoking ones!

It is a gem of truth and integrity also known as the stone of the gods. Archangel Michaels breast plate is studded with Lapis Lazuli. Spiritual strength against adversity and all that jazz.

I have a friend who is amazing. His name is Avolino. Avolino works with very high voltages during the day. Whilst the rest of the time, he works with other kinds of powerful energy. He is like a huge stone himself. I've never met anybody else who has the capacity for grounding energy in the way he does. He holds on to it like granite. He is huge in body, though his strength really lies in the divine and his knowledge of energy. He's a ghost buster.A REAL one. Lapis is one of his crystals of choice along with a very special wand that was carved for him out of quartz. It's sharp and powerful, just like Avolino really.

Now I remember my teacher telling me, that if you awoke and found your crystal in a certain place. It was either not supposed to be in the place you placed it for that length of time, or not needed in the place you put it at all. It may be needed on your cheek for some reason?

Oh my Philbird, it's come to me about your magnets. I just had one of my flashes.... of course, I should have known this earlier. I KNOW what it is.

Crystals grow with a North South energy field and when the crystal is rotated the two poles line up and a kind of pulsation occurs. I think the magnets are interonnecting with your crystal and vice versa. Veeery interesting indeed!!!!!

I hope to hear more before I go on my trip.

I love little birdies too. Especially hummingbirds. Have you read:

" A Hummingbird in My House?"

It's about a lady who kept a hummingbird called "Squeak" in her house the whole winter. She fed it, washed it, looked after it, whilst it flew around her house all winter long. She feels that Squeak taught her many things about birds and their emotions. He would show her spontaneous diplays of affection and understanding that totally surprised her. People don't think of birds as affectionate do they?
He had real personality. The book is filled with breathtaking photographs and drawings of Squeak that are just delightful. Check it out.

Gia

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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2004

posted June 28, 2004 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Hi All,
Talked to Mr. Chui... and his six dogs and kids and lots of interference on his cell.
Now, I drink, smoke, fornicate, don't exerecise, and I barely eat. I weigh 155lbs.
I use a microwave -26tauras-
I live in a town where the air wreeks of crap from the banuos' across the border.
I inhale this everyday!

And guess what he told me on the phone?
I'm healthy, so I can't feel their power.
So I asked, "How do I know they are working"?
He said "They do".
What I think I heard him say was you have to wait twenty years, see if your face has fallen off, (or your nuts) if not either you are dead or the rings worked. And your children don't recognize you.

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Gia
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From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted June 29, 2004 02:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
Oh dear,

Guess you need to ask for your money back then? If you don't do something fast Philbird you just may end up looking like this

Buy a Raditech. It won't scratch you in bed and no Ginseng needed either!


Gia

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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 29, 2004 02:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Gia,
Where did you post the Raditech info?

They may be working, this morning in the bathroom, I got a hell of a shock from the GFC outlet. I was more than an inch away from the plug!
It's nice to know I can give myself E.C.T. treatments when ever I have a bad day!

Also, last night I had some very warm "spiritual" dreams. I don't remember any details other than waking up feeling-different. Warm, ya know? I wonder if it had anything to do with the nasty electrical storm we had last night.

Let's see:
Magnets,
Lightning,
Hemi-Sync,
Spiritual dream,
Electrical shock.....

Put that in your Raditech and smoke it!

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Gia
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From: California
Registered: May 2004

posted June 29, 2004 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
The Raditech info is on the posting where you asked, " Will I blow myself up?"

Do it yourself ECT treatments are not highly recommended Philly dear, unless you are aspiring to become a light bulb!

I reckon if you carry on like this, I won't be the ONLY one smoking and.... you'll be seeing those turtles sooner than you expected!!


Gia

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Philbird
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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2004

posted June 29, 2004 10:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Duh,
Smoking what? I only lost about, oh, I only lost 2 billion of the 2 million brain cells I had left. Hell, when they were handing out brain cells, I thought they said "brain cells" and I told them to not to be so rude!

CALCULATING REGRESSION COEFFICIENTS...
uhhh, nooo, uhhh oh yes...

Without so many cells, why I have these...
df=(r-1)(c-1)
humph!

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