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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
Registered: Jun 2004

posted June 26, 2004 09:03 PM         

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First I'd like to say, my hubby is 5ft. 4in. tall and looks like a little elf. His eyes are always smiling, and has a true face of innocence.
He has been a spititual quest as I have and has a strong interest in crystals. After reading a book about healing crystals, later that day I saw him tieing something around his waist. The rope was multi colored and hanging just below his cute round belly. He said he was putting his hemitite at the base of the spine, just as the book said. He turned around and showed me this contraption holding a piece of hemitite so he thought was hanging at the base of his spine. He was very proud of his invention.
He turned around and pulled down his undies and shorts and there was this hemitite stuck in the crack of his butt. I havent stopped laughing yet. He still insists on wearing it that way, to keep it close to his skin.
Later we had a group on chakra healing and I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard!
Have a funny day!

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posted June 26, 2004 11:56 PM         

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thanks for the comic relief, lol.

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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted June 27, 2004 01:10 AM         

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Ha ha ha ha, Philbird, I love your husband...
What's his sign????
He sounds terrific.
Mine is the opposite of yours ( he's perty terrific too though) He's 6'3. Arms like an orangutan.. seriously! He can't buy dress shirts off the rack, plus he's lanky, so the 'Big and Tall' menswear shops shirts that fit him in the arm assume he's big everywhere else too. He generally has to stick with short sleeved dress shirts..

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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 27, 2004 04:35 PM         

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I did have a post here... and since I have a mind like a sive, I forgot what I wrote.
Hubby is a Libra
I'm a Cancer.
He usually has to have his pants hemed, 32 length is about three inches too long!
Does your hubby wear "Wife Beaters"?
For all you red-necks out there, you know what I mean, don't ya?

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posted June 27, 2004 09:36 PM         

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Ha hahahaha, my hubby and I make jokes about 'wife beaters' but he has a Capricorn moon like me, so he is quite refined in what he'll wear.. he has a sense of humour though.. I just got him a shirt that reads.... "If size isn't important, then why am I so popular?"
and " Talent Scout"
and "Beavers" etc...
Typical summer cargo pants/cutoff wear.. but no, he is very much a polo/golf shirt, or nice tailored shirt or sweater man. He looks great in jeans and cords (great ass, and yeah, the shirt is right)

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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 28, 2004 11:39 AM         

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I can't find my hubby's butt!

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posted June 29, 2004 06:52 PM         

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It's probably with the cheese!!!

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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted June 29, 2004 07:13 PM         

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Gia,
You're a cheese butt!

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posted July 01, 2004 03:28 AM         

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I truly love cheese. Does that make me a cheese butt? Actually some years back I would not have understood what "Butt" was. It's an Americanisim we don't use in the U.K.

I've only just got used to the way you spell certain words. When I write home my sister tells me off for not spelling correctly. I get the same here when I spell the English way. Words like colour, centre, neighbour are just a few that come to mind. I wanted a jumper last winter. I went to a store here and they kept showing me dresses. I kept telling her I wanted a jumper, she kept showing me dresses. I thought perhaps she was not understanding English. In the end the poor girl told me that a jumper here was a dress. Well back home it means a sweater you see and a dress means a dress. She must of thought I was a bit touched.

Gia

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From: Douglas, AZ. USA
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posted July 01, 2004 11:50 AM         

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As I recall as a child, a jumper was a one piece suit, shirt and pants connected at the waist.
Never heard of a sweater called a jumper!
The word for that type of clothing is an old one. Now a "Jumper" is a contraption you put your baby in. It's a seat that attaches to a door, cieling, beam, that you put the baby in so they can jump up and down. It has springs in it. Boing, Boing, Boing!
Set at the correct height, the baby can slightly touch the ground with its toes and spring up.
Another defination of a "jumper" is a horse that jumps rails for competition.

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posted July 18, 2004 09:05 PM         

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Gosh and they say we speak the same language!

Gia

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posted July 18, 2004 11:58 PM         

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Hello, Hello, Hello! Gia, miss ya! :bouce:

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