posted May 15, 2012 08:45 PM            

I hope the Rawries can relate and find it as funny as I did.

1. Cooked food starts to look and smell good.

2. Cooked food looks more then the toxic, second rate slop it really is. (lol)

3. Your energy, power, strength start to go downhill.

4. Your attitude starts to suck. You just want to rip apart people and scream at them with frustration.

(what? lol- he's referring to people who starve themselves on a calorie restrictive "raw food diet")

5. You start to question this whole raw gig.

6. You get cravings during the day and evening.

7. You start to rely on discipline to keep you raw.

8. You start to make raw pasta dishes, raw cakes etc.

9. You start to question if we really need to exercise.

10. Your so thin and weak that your athletic friends start to get concerned.

11. You start to question veganism.

12. You start blending maccadamias with dulse and spread it on 1inch thick flax crackers you made at 3am in the morning.
(LMAO- been there!!)

13. You wake up at night and steal your housemates fruit. If your housemate is called banana guns and he told you not to eat the papaya, and you did, you aint eating enough fruit cals.

14. You start to want to take fancy herbs and experiement with other diets. (hahah = me)

15. Your actually eating cooked food and reading this.

16. Youve got some Fred Bisci Enzymes in your pocket and your ready to try the ‘all raw but 20% cooked rule’

17. You want to believe that Brian Clement is right when he says corn chips are better than fruit. (this!)

18. You just paid aajonus vonderplanitz 400$ for a one hour consult and he told you to put an egg on a window edge for 50 days until its putrid and then to eat it. and you did it. you saw your dog eat some animal poo and you tried it too. ( true story i just heard).

19. You just cant sleep!! you are approaching insomniac.

By Durianrider

posted May 15, 2012 09:08 PM            

Or if you think that's dumb

you can go to www.30bananasadaysucks.com

posted May 19, 2012 02:25 AM            

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1. Cooked food starts to look and smell good.
2. Cooked food looks more then the toxic, second rate slop it really is. (lol)

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70% of what I eat comprises of raw fruits & vegetables so I can relate to this.

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6. You get cravings during the day and evening.
7. You start to rely on discipline to keep you raw.
19. You just cant sleep!! you are approaching insomniac.

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This is very true. I'm kind of obsessed with my meals. I plan them everyday so that I don't end up compromising on nutrients. I also believe in eating fresh fruits & vegetables so I shop on alternate days.

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13. You wake up at night and steal your housemates fruit. If your housemate is called banana guns and he told you not to eat the papaya, and you did, you aint eating enough fruit cals.

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I steal tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, radish, cabbages & bananas from my convent's kitchen. LOL!