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Shulia
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posted December 13, 2018 12:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Shulia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi!
I just came back from a ' guru' who told me I have to introduce an egg made of stone in my vagina and sleep with this inside.

I freaked out with this idea at the beginning. I was just going to buy some bracalets in a shop of pure minerals, stones.

And the guy said he is a guru and guessed so many things about me.
I was impressed.

Then he said I have my root chakra very blocked and he has to unblocked by touching certains points in my vagina for 3 days.

I try to be open minded but honestly ... I know there is lots of energy there but I dont want this guy to touch me at all.

Also I felt it would be pretty stupid to pay this guy almost 100 euros for him to touch my vagina! Who knows maybe its real healing but I dont feel able to go throught that.

Anyway... he said then I will have bad energy there because I was in a abusive realtionship and bla bla. So I left with a bad feeling.

I googled this egg thing, and then I have seen this is an actual thing. Like... if you introduce an egg made of cuarz in your vagina, it absorbs all the bad emotions which are kept there.

It make sense bcs I know this kind of stones have powerfull healing properties and I can feel it when I take them on my hands.

So I thought about buying that egg and doing it on my own without that ' guru'.

But I feel unable to do this. Like... I feel it must be very unhealthy, and I feel I wont be able at all to put this egg inside.

Also what about if the egg gets lost inside... then you have to go to hospital because you introduced and stone egg inside of you...

Ahaj I dont know it seems like too dangerous.

But at the same time it makes sense somehow.
I wish you coud heal that root chakra diferently...

Did any of you did this egg thing?

Tell me your experiences and opinions.


Bug hugg for you!

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anonymidarkness
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posted December 13, 2018 03:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hope he wasn't talking about introducing his own eggs.

Eggs. Vagina. 100 euro. Its a win-win-win situation for him, might even be a win-win situation for your own root chakra too lol, it might get unblocked who knows?

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posted December 13, 2018 03:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just got the 'Stone' part too lol...took me a while..dude is very creative I give him that

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posted December 13, 2018 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pathseeker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hello Everyone,

Shulia,

The guy comes across as a completely pathethic, desperate, CREEP. Since you seem to be so close to saying yes, I must make a counter offer. Come to New York and let me touch your vagina for three months and I will buy you any stone egg you want. I promise not to miss a point.You pay no money except round trip transportation expenses. If there are complications in my treatment I will probe and stroke said area until proper energy flow has been restored (I am letting you know in advance that this may require several sojourns to NY). But, since I am nothing like that creep, come to New York with the preacher of your choice and be ready to say "I Do" before you receive any assistance from me.

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posted December 13, 2018 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pathseeker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
More,

The Jade Egg practice was an esoteric Taoist sexual practice brought to light by Mantak Chia. He first shared it in Chapter 7 of "Healing Love Through The Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy". Please give that chapter a look. It says nothing about having a guru/creep massage your wonder for three days.

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Shulia
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posted December 14, 2018 05:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Shulia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ahahah Pathseeker I laughed a lot with your answer, thanks a lot for your opinion.

Yes dont worry I realized already that he is a creep. I am sorry for other people because they are paying so much money to this guy.

As for the egg, I thought about buying it somewhere else and doing it myself but I had an skype with a doctor and she says the egg may not come out... but I trust this traditional practises, seems so many woman have been doing this in India for hundred years and they all say the egg indeed comes out after a while.

I just see its good to use your own intuition because so many fake gurus are there who know how to manipulate or act like you need them.
Luckily there is also people with real kmowledge. I feel now religions and spirituality are a bit poluted... but I know in the future it will change.

Blessings for you

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Pathseeker
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posted December 14, 2018 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pathseeker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi Shulia,

There are some models that come with a string. If you have concern for maintaining a practice that is both safe and sanitary, I suggest placing the egg in a condom before insertion.

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Randall
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posted December 15, 2018 09:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted December 16, 2018 07:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Buyer beware.

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MoonMystic
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posted March 09, 2019 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoonMystic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Pathseeker:
More,

The Jade Egg practice was an esoteric Taoist sexual practice brought to light by Mantak Chia. He first shared it in Chapter 7 of "Healing Love Through The Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy". Please give that chapter a look. It says nothing about having a guru/creep massage your wonder for three days.

Pathseeker


Oh my. Timing is everything. I was recently wading through the asteroid list and found something like 'benua'. Thought it sounded like the adult item of the same nature. (No experience just understand the literature of said apparatus. lol). Any way it turned out that asteroid really is that meaning. Oddly enough a year ago I bought some gemstones for therapy online and all they had were the egg styles. So now I understand why thy offer that style! Here I thought some people just wanted to display them like Fabrege eggs. Always learning something new here at LindaLand!

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vansio
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posted December 08, 2019 10:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vansio     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah! I’ve been really wanting a “yoni egg” but I haven’t decided which stone yet! I think it’ll be Jade. Probably a good tool if at the very least just for Kegels.

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Randall
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posted December 09, 2019 01:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, so this is actually a real thing?

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