posted March 08, 2017 11:04 AM            

I like to make Astrology practical and, also, fun. Let’s hear some planets talk to each other. This if for synastry, the relationship chart

Saturn Person and Moon Person in a Conversation

Saturn—Moon, don’t be such a cry baby. Grow up and put on your big boy/girl pants.

Moon—Stop being so cruel, Saturn. What are you—-perfect?

Saturn Person and Venus Person in a Conversation

Saturn—–Venus, you don’t look good in that dress. It makes you look cheap. Wear something more elegant.

Venus–I will wear what I want, Saturn. Stop picking at me.

Saturn Person and Sun Person

Saturn—-Sun, work harder and you will move up in your company.

Sun—I am doing the best I can, Saturn. You make me feel like I am not doing enough.

Saturn Person and Mars Person

Saturn——Mars, you need to continue on in school and get your Ph.D. You have your Master’s degree and that is excellent, but stay in school and reach the top.

Mars—-Saturn, I have worked so hard in school. I want to take a break from school, now. Please, don’t push me.

Saturn Person and Ascendant

Saturn—–You need to stand up taller and handle yourself with more dignity

Ascendant person—- Shut up, Saturn. I want to be myself.

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posted March 08, 2017 06:13 PM            

"What are you doing? That's not gonna look good on you. You have a wide waist and it's gonna look ridiculous."

I almost died. SHAMELESS lmao

posted March 08, 2017 07:22 PM            

That is great example of it. lol

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posted March 28, 2017 01:42 PM            

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Originally posted by meyray:
Last week I was at the mall shopping with my parents. My mom wanted to try on a skirt and then my dad shows up and he says this to her word for word:

"What are you doing? That's not gonna look good on you. You have a wide waist and it's gonna look ridiculous."

I almost died. SHAMELESS lmao

They have Saturn conjunct Venus exact.

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posted March 31, 2017 11:20 AM            

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posted March 31, 2017 03:38 PM            

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posted April 01, 2017 12:17 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Brilliant, CB

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posted April 01, 2017 12:21 PM            

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posted April 02, 2017 06:55 AM            

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Originally posted by colorful butterfly:
Saturn\ mars, me as mars: Jesus, can I do anything that doesn't irritate you and when are you going to loosen up and just run\play with with me.
Saturn: Your really dumb for thinking and don't feel anything because thats just crazy for you to have emotions.
Mars: Your just mean, if I am nice your mean, if I breathe your mean, you just don't like me so why don't you just say that vs smashing me in every psychological way you can find possible. ( sticks out young and yells meany!!! )
Saturn: No words but shows they care in some other kind of way.
Mars: Sighs, I guess maybe they do love me... Can we play now Saturn??? Plz???
Saturn : NO!!!

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I have this aspect with my boyfriend at 1 degree. I am mars. This is hilarious! Word for word because it's so spot on. I think Saturn just feels insecure. Not necessarily that they don't like mars I've even asked my boyfriend does even like me hahaha so I get it but his actions and other things he says shows he does care. He just hates when I blow up or do things without forethought. He feels like my father sometimes but not in a weird way. It's sexy when he keeps a lid on his emotions and thoughts. My guy is a Cancer so his "Saturn" insecurities play habd in hand with his emotions.

My mars is in Sagittarius, Saturn in Pisces at 0 degrees.

posted April 06, 2017 11:16 AM            

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Originally posted by meyray:
Last week I was at the mall shopping with my parents. My mom wanted to try on a skirt and then my dad shows up and he says this to her word for word:

"What are you doing? That's not gonna look good on you. You have a wide waist and it's gonna look ridiculous."

I almost died. SHAMELESS lmao

They have Saturn conjunct Venus exact.

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posted April 06, 2017 07:58 PM            

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Originally posted by Yanmorg:
I have this aspect with my boyfriend at 1 degree. I am mars. This is hilarious! Word for word because it's so spot on. I think Saturn just feels insecure. Not necessarily that they don't like mars I've even asked my boyfriend does even like me hahaha so I get it but his actions and other things he says shows he does care. He just hates when I blow up or do things without forethought. He feels like my father sometimes but not in a weird way. It's sexy when he keeps a lid on his emotions and thoughts. My guy is a Cancer so his "Saturn" insecurities play habd in hand with his emotions.

My mars is in Sagittarius, Saturn in Pisces at 0 degrees.

My boyfriend also has a mars-saturn opposition exact at 0 degrees. Mars in Virgo at 0 degrees opposite Saturn in Oisces at 0 degrees. My mars also squares his Moon-mars conjuction. I wanna have all his babiesssssss!!

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