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T O P I C R E V I E WBlueRoamerAries rules: Burned dinners, stepped on feet, helmets, being terrible at something but thinking you're great, crashing through doors, fires and pub brawls.Taurus rules: Eating a whole box of cookies, apathy, ficuses, sitting extremely still, and recycling.Gemini rules: Spastic dancing, disk jockeys, mitosis, identity crises, fake diplomas, frisbees, radio anttenae, trying to sound smart.Cancer: Silicone breasts, clothespins, beer bellies, that baby powder smell, small bodies of water.Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold, hors-douevres, tuxedos, making a scene, and top hats.Virgo: Compulsive hand washing, saying "ew,", busy work, diarrhea, the French, and minor complaintsLibra: Venerial disease, parties where no one says anything of substance, "going out," curvy women, and paintings.Scorpio: Rotting corpses, sexual perversions of all sorts, angels and anuses, underground rivers, and bodage whips.Saggitarius: Fluffy white clouds, loudness walking into objects, beastiality, green meadows, spite, and pointlessness.Capricorn: Dullness, contracts, pain and suffering, sexual coercion, desks, and fancy shoes.Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.Pisces: Lava lamps, psychedelic drugs, the realization that life is pointless, crying oneself to sleep, laziness.Sorry this was a bit tongue and cheek.SecretGardenAgainlol @ BR! Please note that the smilie limit will be exceeded otherwise i would add more. i dont literally rofl but i do squeal. that made me squeal! LoveSGSecretGardenAgainnow to dissect this in detail! quote:being terrible at something but thinking you're greatYES YES YES! the aries boy i am still 'with' because he doesnt understand that its over, loves hearing the words, i am right and i win. lol. even at things he sucks at. hes like oh i win dont i and im like yes honey u do but in reality he didnt. but dont want to tell him that and get 'stepped on' quote:Taurus rules: Eating a whole box of cookies, apathy, ficuses, sitting extremely still, and recycling.lol i love that combination. i can just picture a bull sitting there still, eating cookies and recycling at the same time. quote:Cancer: Silicone breasts, clothespins, beer bellies, that baby powder smelllol why the silicone breasts? (unless theyre men?) i thot the women were pretty curvy to begin with? and the baby powder smell is RIGHT on. its so annoying. theyre like walking Johnson&Johnson ads. *edited for typosSecretGardenAgain quote:Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold, omg! my mother just came back from vacation and got me a SHIRT WOVEN FROM 24 KARAT GOLD! im not kidding, a shirt made of metal, almost like knights armor, made 100 percent of gold. she was so proud and i couldnt stand hurting her feelings. but i cant hurt everyone elses eyes and my IMAGE either u know its searing my sight just sitting there in my closet harharhar quote:diarrhea all the virgo influenced people i know, my ex hubby virgo, ex mother in law, and especially the virgo moon and virgo rising LEOS are obsessed with the movements of their anal tracts. the guys love doing poopoo more than an erection. quote:Libra: Venerial disease, parties where no one says anything of substancelol once again. it just sounds too funny. and whats even funnier is that even if they go to a party where originally people were saying something of substance, their presence will immediately convert it into a nonsensical conversation ROFLMAOSecretGardenAgain quote:Capricorn: Dullness, contracts, pain and suffering, sexual coercion, desks, and fancy shoes.Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.Pisces: Lava lamps, psychedelic drugs, the realization that life is pointless, crying oneself to sleep, laziness.lol YES YES YES. sexual coercian and the immediate next concern being desks is so eloquently put. aquas and irritating people is a big one. theres an aqua guy who hates me. i hate him too. so shallow. i dont get how people can stand him...most of them just dont want to get insulted by his quiksilver tongue so they act nice to him but everyone knows what an ass he can be. on the other hand u have these charming charismatic aquas...prolly coz this annoying as sh!t one is really young and immature. and sparkly objects, one of my aqua guy friends was stuck to a poster of J'adore becoz the woman was naked swimming in sparkly gold water stuff. he just stood there looking at her sparkly naked shoulders. if there was a leo there they would prolly be obsessed with the gold stuff in the pic too. lol. pisces sounds so much like kurt cobain, put that sentence to music that u wrote BR and its SUCH A nirvana lyric lol. crying oneself to sleep ? isnt that a water sign thing. hehe. being a Scorp moon i do it all the time btw i think Gem could have been much more crueler and funnier. hrm. i will think of something! LoveSGBlueRoamerThanks for your enthusiasm. MoonDuchess88Hey! my boobs are real! -anyways,I knew this aqua in highschool who always bought glitter from one of those "Claire's" botique. She wore it when I took her to a house party-I was like "that is sooo 6th grade" She was kinda dippy whiterabbit quote:Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.that's so me quote:Aries:...pub brawls. wow, it's frightening how accurate these are BR, would you mind if I quoted you on this sort of websiteish thing I'm creating?Nasya Interesting article !!! BluemoonWhere can I get a set of them sillycone breasteses????? (O)(O)whiterabbitewwww..those nipples are giantpidauaLMAO... Although I would have to say that beastiality is so ewwwwwwwwww....and not Saggie. LoggerheadSGA! I object! This here Virgo has never had an interest in bowl movements, her own or somebody else's. eewww!!!!!!!! WaterNymph how could you BlueRoamer *runs to take psychedelic drugs* MoonDuchess88oh yeah, and about the baby powder. Im more into a vanilla fragrance nowadays (long live Bath & Bodyworks ). Damn, now Im hungry! MAGUS of MUSICaaahahahahha Do we realy irritate peaple that much!>? Sparkly things can be made usefull.future_uncertainGreat thread.I would have responded sooner, but I was busy shagging some farm animals while looking for shapes in the clouds. Battle of Evermore quote:Virgo: Compulsive hand washing, saying "ew,", busy work, diarrhea, the French, and minor complaints quote:Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold, hors-douevres, tuxedos, making a scene, and top hats. quote:Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.DayDreamer quote:Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.Made up space langauge ~ Come on get with it, English is so out-dated!Irritating people ~ So? Sparkly things with no real purpose ~ Naturally like most things humans feel they need, there is actually little to no real purpose or value to them. Plus sparkly things are pretty!Dance fads that don't last long ~ Aquarians don't try to start fads, and if you don't like the way we dance, then stop copying us! lovely*i think virgos are more concerned with constipation than diarhea~ and i'm at all the others..and double ewww on the beastiality AcousticGod*Secretly likes fancy shoes* ...like my Skechers black leather, slip on, buckle ones.astro junkieAlthough perhaps not as fancy as the Penny Loafer - especially when there's a penny slipped into the lips, or according to this, even a dime!"...In 1934 Bass (a bootmaker in Wilton, Maine) started making loafers and called them Weejuns (meant to sound like Norwegian. These had a strap across the upper part of the vamp that was shaped like a pair of lips (said to be Mrs. Bass kissing each shoe on its way out the door). The mouth opening soon was used to hold an ornamentation - perhaps a penny and thus penny loafers became a style. Penny loafers often held a dime instead of a penny. If a girl's date got out of line she could call home on a pay phone--which accepted dimes during most of the fifties and sixties."------------------ ... it's better to light a candle than curse the darknessfuture_uncertainWow, AJ... you are a storehouse of useful information!(Seriously~ how the heck did you come across that?!) BlueRoamer THIS is a FANCY shoe. Fasion designers really need to put pointed shoes back on the market. You know what they say, 'with a point in the shoe you'll know what to do.'astro junkiefuture_uncertain - ... hee hee ...Who knows... a combination of creative thinking, and a curious mind ... seek and you shall find ...Blue Roamer -I think the one at the top was taken from the Wicked Witch of the West after she melted.As far as them being in style NEVER SAY NEVER. Thankful Travolta made the 70's cool, or we never would've been able to explain what the heck we were thinking! What with all that coke, and AID's free sex!! ... amazing grace ... ------------------ ... it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
Taurus rules: Eating a whole box of cookies, apathy, ficuses, sitting extremely still, and recycling.
Gemini rules: Spastic dancing, disk jockeys, mitosis, identity crises, fake diplomas, frisbees, radio anttenae, trying to sound smart.
Cancer: Silicone breasts, clothespins, beer bellies, that baby powder smell, small bodies of water.
Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold, hors-douevres, tuxedos, making a scene, and top hats.
Virgo: Compulsive hand washing, saying "ew,", busy work, diarrhea, the French, and minor complaints
Libra: Venerial disease, parties where no one says anything of substance, "going out," curvy women, and paintings.
Scorpio: Rotting corpses, sexual perversions of all sorts, angels and anuses, underground rivers, and bodage whips.
Saggitarius: Fluffy white clouds, loudness walking into objects, beastiality, green meadows, spite, and pointlessness.
Capricorn: Dullness, contracts, pain and suffering, sexual coercion, desks, and fancy shoes.
Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.
Pisces: Lava lamps, psychedelic drugs, the realization that life is pointless, crying oneself to sleep, laziness.
Sorry this was a bit tongue and cheek.
Please note that the smilie limit will be exceeded otherwise i would add more.
i dont literally rofl but i do squeal. that made me squeal!
LoveSG
quote:being terrible at something but thinking you're great
YES YES YES! the aries boy i am still 'with' because he doesnt understand that its over, loves hearing the words, i am right and i win. lol. even at things he sucks at. hes like oh i win dont i and im like yes honey u do but in reality he didnt. but dont want to tell him that and get 'stepped on'
quote:Taurus rules: Eating a whole box of cookies, apathy, ficuses, sitting extremely still, and recycling.
lol i love that combination. i can just picture a bull sitting there still, eating cookies and recycling at the same time.
quote:Cancer: Silicone breasts, clothespins, beer bellies, that baby powder smell
lol why the silicone breasts? (unless theyre men?) i thot the women were pretty curvy to begin with? and the baby powder smell is RIGHT on. its so annoying. theyre like walking Johnson&Johnson ads. *edited for typos
quote:Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold,
omg! my mother just came back from vacation and got me a SHIRT WOVEN FROM 24 KARAT GOLD! im not kidding, a shirt made of metal, almost like knights armor, made 100 percent of gold. she was so proud and i couldnt stand hurting her feelings. but i cant hurt everyone elses eyes and my IMAGE either u know its searing my sight just sitting there in my closet harharhar
quote:diarrhea
all the virgo influenced people i know, my ex hubby virgo, ex mother in law, and especially the virgo moon and virgo rising LEOS are obsessed with the movements of their anal tracts. the guys love doing poopoo more than an erection.
quote:Libra: Venerial disease, parties where no one says anything of substance
lol once again. it just sounds too funny. and whats even funnier is that even if they go to a party where originally people were saying something of substance, their presence will immediately convert it into a nonsensical conversation ROFLMAO
quote:Capricorn: Dullness, contracts, pain and suffering, sexual coercion, desks, and fancy shoes.Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.Pisces: Lava lamps, psychedelic drugs, the realization that life is pointless, crying oneself to sleep, laziness.
lol YES YES YES. sexual coercian and the immediate next concern being desks is so eloquently put.
aquas and irritating people is a big one. theres an aqua guy who hates me. i hate him too. so shallow. i dont get how people can stand him...most of them just dont want to get insulted by his quiksilver tongue so they act nice to him but everyone knows what an ass he can be. on the other hand u have these charming charismatic aquas...prolly coz this annoying as sh!t one is really young and immature.
and sparkly objects, one of my aqua guy friends was stuck to a poster of J'adore becoz the woman was naked swimming in sparkly gold water stuff. he just stood there looking at her sparkly naked shoulders. if there was a leo there they would prolly be obsessed with the gold stuff in the pic too. lol.
pisces sounds so much like kurt cobain, put that sentence to music that u wrote BR and its SUCH A nirvana lyric lol. crying oneself to sleep ? isnt that a water sign thing. hehe. being a Scorp moon i do it all the time
btw i think Gem could have been much more crueler and funnier. hrm. i will think of something!
-anyways,I knew this aqua in highschool who always bought glitter from one of those "Claire's" botique. She wore it when I took her to a house party-I was like "that is sooo 6th grade" She was kinda dippy
quote:Aquarius: Made up space languages, irritating people, comets, sparkly things with no real purpose, dance fads that don't last long.
quote:Aries:...pub brawls.
wow, it's frightening how accurate these are BR, would you mind if I quoted you on this sort of websiteish thing I'm creating?
Do we realy irritate peaple that much!>?
Sparkly things can be made usefull.
I would have responded sooner, but I was busy shagging some farm animals while looking for shapes in the clouds.
quote:Virgo: Compulsive hand washing, saying "ew,", busy work, diarrhea, the French, and minor complaints
quote:Leo: Red velvet curtains, anything gold, hors-douevres, tuxedos, making a scene, and top hats.
Made up space langauge ~ Come on get with it, English is so out-dated!
Irritating people ~ So?
Sparkly things with no real purpose ~ Naturally like most things humans feel they need, there is actually little to no real purpose or value to them. Plus sparkly things are pretty!
Dance fads that don't last long ~ Aquarians don't try to start fads, and if you don't like the way we dance, then stop copying us!
and i'm at all the others..and double ewww on the beastiality
...like my Skechers black leather, slip on, buckle ones.
especially when there's a penny slipped into the lips, or according to this, even a dime!
"...In 1934 Bass (a bootmaker in Wilton, Maine) started making loafers and called them Weejuns (meant to sound like Norwegian. These had a strap across the upper part of the vamp that was shaped like a pair of lips (said to be Mrs. Bass kissing each shoe on its way out the door). The mouth opening soon was used to hold an ornamentation - perhaps a penny and thus penny loafers became a style. Penny loafers often held a dime instead of a penny. If a girl's date got out of line she could call home on a pay phone--which accepted dimes during most of the fifties and sixties."
------------------ ... it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
(Seriously~ how the heck did you come across that?!)
THIS is a FANCY shoe. Fasion designers really need to put pointed shoes back on the market. You know what they say, 'with a point in the shoe you'll know what to do.'
... hee hee ...
Who knows... a combination of creative thinking, and a curious mind ... seek and you shall find ...
Blue Roamer -
I think the one at the top was taken from the Wicked Witch of the West after she melted.
As far as them being in style NEVER SAY NEVER. Thankful Travolta made the 70's cool, or we never would've been able to explain what the heck we were thinking! What with all that coke, and AID's free sex!! ... amazing grace ...
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