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T O P I C R E V I E Wangel_of_hope....some are just down right nasty!My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! -----Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ----- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" -----Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. -----How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? -----I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love After having met you .. I've changed my mind. ----- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. -----As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. -----Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ----- Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) That's just WRONG! Eeeewwwwuuuh!!----- Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! -----When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. -----We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? -----I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. -----Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? that is so messed up!!-----Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday So we're having you put to sleep. -----So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.----- virgotaurustaurus pixelpixie"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. "Someone really should make this card! {do you know how many people will say that, just not to her face?}Usually, it is apparent as time goes by, why she is with him.. but at first, some are questionable..Like really?Bluemoonso funny I had to borrow it!!angel_of_hope glad you all liked em!!pix - your absolutely right!! in some case though, it could work the other way around as well. ...i'm still laughing over them!Wednesday quote:I've always wanted to havesomeone to hold,someone to loveAfter having met you ..I've changed my mind.Yeah!
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! -----Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ----- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" -----Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. -----How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? -----I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love After having met you .. I've changed my mind. ----- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. -----As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. -----Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ----- Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) That's just WRONG! Eeeewwwwuuuh!!----- Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! -----When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. -----We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? -----I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. -----Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? that is so messed up!!-----Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday So we're having you put to sleep. -----So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.-----
Someone really should make this card! {do you know how many people will say that, just not to her face?}Usually, it is apparent as time goes by, why she is with him.. but at first, some are questionable..Like really?
pix - your absolutely right!! in some case though, it could work the other way around as well.
...i'm still laughing over them!
quote:I've always wanted to havesomeone to hold,someone to loveAfter having met you ..I've changed my mind.
Yeah!
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