Remember when it was all so simple?My 8 year old daughter broke up with her boyfriend today.
They have been going out for about a month. She said she loved him. He called for her this afternoon and she took a chocolate cookie out to give to him. He went and got some ice-lollies off his mum in return. Then they had a fight with some water-pistols. She shot him in the eye (she tells me it was an accident) and he cried and told her to go away.
Her then told on her for climbing up a neighbours tree.
She came home and said me she had broken up with him. I asked whether she had told him, and she said 'yes, he just said ha ha I'm really glad'.
I asked whether she was upset. She said 'no, I think I want to go out with Harry now'.