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T O P I C R E V I E WdeepseabluesI don't know what forum this belongs in! I almost put it in Uni-Versal codes but that didn't seem right, so sorry if this is not correct forum. The video does contain the F word a lot so maybe this is the right forum. But this video is awesome and hilarious!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkO2P7n6cM RandallBump!deepseabluesThe video is really funny I promise! Only 5 minutes longPixieJaneI found it more interesting rather than funny, though I recognized his delivery as superb (and amusing). And on that note I'll add this which isn't for a laugh (though Robert Anton Wilson can be hilarious at times) but his comments on the "7 words you can't say" (which much of the internet pretty much follows and includes the F-word) can supplement what Osho says (though more for mental lucidity than for a laugh, and more on a related note than directly relevant): http://www.magickriver.org/2008/12/seven-forbidden-words-robert-anton.html Small excerpts: quote:Everybody understands that you cannot drink the word "water," and yet virtually nobody seems entirely free of semantic delusions entirely comparable to trying to drink the pixels that form the word "water" on this page or the sound waves produced when I say "water" aloud. If you say, "The word is not the thing," everybody agrees placidly; if you watch people, you see that they continue to behave as if something called Sacred "really is" Sacred and something called Junk "really is" Junk.This type of neurolinguistic "hallucination" appears so common among humans that it usually remains invisible to us, as some claim water appears invisible to fish, and we will continue to illustrate it copiously as we proceed. On analysis, this "word hypnosis" seems the most peculiar fact about the human race. Count Alfred Korzybski said we "confuse the map with the territory." Alan Watts said we can't tell the menu from the meal. However one phrases it, humans seem strangely prone to confusing their mental file cabinets - neurolinguistic grids - with the non-verbal world of sensory-sensual space-time.As Lao-Tse said in the Tao Te Ching, 2500 years ago:The road you can talk about is not the road you can walk on. quote:As Mr. Carlin pointed out in the comedy routine which led the Supreme Court to perform their even more remarkable comedy routine, ******* seems one of the most common topics on television, even though nobody uses the word. To paraphrase Mr. Carlin, many guests on the Merv Griffin and Donahue shows have written books on how to **** or who to **** or how to **** better, and nobody objects as long as they say "sexual intercourse" instead of "******* ." And, of course, as Carlin goes on, the main topics on soap operas, day after day, consist of who has ****** whom, will she **** him, will he **** somebody else, have they ****** yet, who's getting ****** now, etc.deepseabluesYeah I guess I just find it so funny because of the topic and the way it's delivered. He seems so serious when he is talking about it and you can't tell if he is trying to be funny at all or not or if it's just all the examples that he gives and then at the end he gives that awesome wise smile. I love Osho, he is very wise. Great mind. Barbiegirl19That was hysterical! Randall ReadingTheStars95lmao..Thank you. xDValentineI had never heard of him, it was funny.
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quote:Everybody understands that you cannot drink the word "water," and yet virtually nobody seems entirely free of semantic delusions entirely comparable to trying to drink the pixels that form the word "water" on this page or the sound waves produced when I say "water" aloud. If you say, "The word is not the thing," everybody agrees placidly; if you watch people, you see that they continue to behave as if something called Sacred "really is" Sacred and something called Junk "really is" Junk.This type of neurolinguistic "hallucination" appears so common among humans that it usually remains invisible to us, as some claim water appears invisible to fish, and we will continue to illustrate it copiously as we proceed. On analysis, this "word hypnosis" seems the most peculiar fact about the human race. Count Alfred Korzybski said we "confuse the map with the territory." Alan Watts said we can't tell the menu from the meal. However one phrases it, humans seem strangely prone to confusing their mental file cabinets - neurolinguistic grids - with the non-verbal world of sensory-sensual space-time.As Lao-Tse said in the Tao Te Ching, 2500 years ago:The road you can talk about is not the road you can walk on.
This type of neurolinguistic "hallucination" appears so common among humans that it usually remains invisible to us, as some claim water appears invisible to fish, and we will continue to illustrate it copiously as we proceed. On analysis, this "word hypnosis" seems the most peculiar fact about the human race. Count Alfred Korzybski said we "confuse the map with the territory." Alan Watts said we can't tell the menu from the meal. However one phrases it, humans seem strangely prone to confusing their mental file cabinets - neurolinguistic grids - with the non-verbal world of sensory-sensual space-time.
As Lao-Tse said in the Tao Te Ching, 2500 years ago:
The road you can talk about is not the road you can walk on.
quote:As Mr. Carlin pointed out in the comedy routine which led the Supreme Court to perform their even more remarkable comedy routine, ******* seems one of the most common topics on television, even though nobody uses the word. To paraphrase Mr. Carlin, many guests on the Merv Griffin and Donahue shows have written books on how to **** or who to **** or how to **** better, and nobody objects as long as they say "sexual intercourse" instead of "******* ." And, of course, as Carlin goes on, the main topics on soap operas, day after day, consist of who has ****** whom, will she **** him, will he **** somebody else, have they ****** yet, who's getting ****** now, etc.
Thank you.
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