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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 11, 2005 04:34 AM Aries: **** OFF DIRT BAG (Aries doesn't take the time to rhyme) Taurus: Stiff as a boulder, if you're down she'll be your shoulder Gemini: His charm and candor fill you with pride, just pray he didn't bring his other side Cancer: To ease his bad mood, fill him with food! Leo: Things may take a turn for the worse, if you fail to realize hes the center of the universe Virgo: A computer-like person with minimal sex drive, sometimes you wonder if they're even alive Libra: The scales will balance about one day a year, the rest of the time we're all living in fear Scorpio: The stare of death has limited power, stare them back with your own power of glower Sagittarius: Half priest and half beast! Forgive her lack of hygeine, shes been out riding Capricorn: Bug him while hes at work, and you will see a huge jerk Aquarius: If you can crack this nut you'll get a nobel prize, for his feelings are hidden far from prying eyes Pisces: To give the official pisces test, just see if the persons a complete and utter mess GUFAW GUFAW GNUK GNUK GNUK Somebody ask for a HOT turkey? (get it, tee hee) IP: Logged
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:34 PM Come on people, I want to play Rhyme with me! IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:36 PM Blueroamer has too much time on his hands He makes silly rhymes and plays with his glands. IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:38 PM They were actually good rhymes. But you still play with your glands. and like to eat tin cans I read your other post.... You make me cackle. IP: Logged
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:43 PM Thats the hardest I've ever laughed at a LindaLand post. Existing with Pixie is one of life's greatest rides! Especially considering she takes it from both sides!!! GUFAW GUFAW (sorry if this is borderline offensive, please alert me if I've crossed the line) THWACK IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:49 PM He thwacks with his thwacker, and he does it a lot the thwacking condition is one that he's got someone perhaps may come along and be fraught but I do think that pic's undeniably hot. IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 07:57 PM thwacking alot can give one a great chasm *though others derive monumental orgasms I am not one to dismiss a good bum swat It builds a crescendo and hits a good spot can't say I've much pleasure from other-end sporting just some playful slaps and much reddened cavorting a good hair pulling never hurt one's libido but I digress, as I swat from your bum a mosquito IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 12, 2005 09:26 PM BlueRoamer wants to play What, No poo for you today? With a Thwacker in one Hand The other on his Gland It's really hard to tell How he can type so well. IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 12, 2005 09:52 PM You said �I want to play� Did you mean today? You said �I want to rhyme� Did you mean at this time? I guess I have to go, It�s past bed time, I know. I hope to see you soon!! Bluemoon IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 12, 2005 11:05 PM I'm glad someone else popped by to play! IP: Logged
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 193 From: Registered: May 2009	posted April 13, 2005 12:59 AM Should I take a shower?! And where's my spanking?! That chickie's got one h@ll of a bruise. IP: Logged
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 193 From: Registered: May 2009	posted April 13, 2005 01:04 AM Oh, wait! I forgot to rhyme! (I hope that I'm not out of time.) If only I could get some thwack when Roamer's done with his... nap. IP: Logged
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 04:52 AM a good hair pulling never hurt one's libido but I digress, as I swat from your bum a mosquito LOL..... With one hand on thwacker And one on my glands I rush out the door To see great new lands In Linda Land Town Some people think I'm the meanest But they truly would love me If they saw my huge penis (right Pix?, nudge nudge) Oh yeah I almost forgot, Future, THWACKITY THWACK ON YOUR BACK (side) IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 13, 2005 08:38 AM That thing is so big, so tall and so wide! It makes all the young girls run off and hide. I am just wondering, I just want to know Did you buy it somewhere, or did it just grow. They say you are mean, I think they are right But, that is okay, I don�t want to fight. You say what you feel, you don�t give a crap! BlueRoamer, please, keep your hands out of your lap. I know you will Twack me for the words that I say, I guess I deserve a good Twacking today. Do what you must, my bottom will heal I am like you, Roamer, I say what I feel. IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 08:40 AM BRAVO, BRAVO!!!! ENCORE!!!!! IP: Logged
calliope unregistered	posted April 13, 2005 09:03 AM I believe I started something with the word "thwack"...! True to form (according to Blue Roamer), I don't have the time to rhyme now, but perhaps later... Pixie, your rhymes are an absolute gift. IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 13, 2005 09:10 AM Thanks Pixie! I love to rhyme! I like to do it all time! You, my friend, are very good! I think you give Blueroamer wood! LOL IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 13, 2005 11:24 AM My rhymes may not be as lovely as Pix�s. Maybe sometime she can teach me some tricks. What can I say, I will continue to try. I can�t help myself, I don�t really know why. IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 11:31 AM Your talk of wood is really quite good I know not of the tricks you seek if limerick's your training I'll not be complaining You'll take your exams in a week. j/k why am I exalted? I am only a pixie not chocolate malted or dipped in caramel and marzipan just a slick little child with her eye on a man who hits with a playful thwacking sound to make my bottom more red than round IP: Logged
ghanima81 Moderator Posts: 520 From: Maine Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 12:33 PM How did I miss this? she asks with a grin all of this thwacking all of this sin a Pixie is playing a marvelous game a bluemoon is saying "what a naughty dame!" the Roamer is giggling as he taps on his keys and future is wiggling getting down on her knees leaving her bum exposed for a thwack, she straightens her panties and arches her back she looks to the floor and waits for the time the first hit is magic, she gives out a whine Pixie is ready, she's next in line she likes it harder, that does her just fine the Roamer beams down, weilding his paddle he strikes them with glee, branding them like cattle the mark of his wood is purple and blue he wishes he could thwack even you IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 12:49 PM Oh Ghani my darling, I am glad that you're here Your playful rhyming is sinfully clear a gifted one with clarity and perfect with a rarity you so seldom find in one of such pure mind the balls (and the whips) to purse those luscious lips around such baudy gems She's a poet with a chem and that silly rhyme means chemistry you have the brilliance and audacity to throw one out to spanks and pricks I worship when you crack word-whips IP: Logged
ghanima81 Moderator Posts: 520 From: Maine Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 01:04 PM Pixie! Dear vixen from miles up north the words that you give me, I cannot be worth such rythym and structure, like waves on the beach they lap at my toes my body they breach slide up my thighs and vibrate my south node like punching the digits and breaking the code you flatter and tease me with verbal licks burning my candles, destroying my wicks leaving my skin rubble on the side of the lane wrapping my head around your mastery makes me insane how about a thwacking? can you ignore my coy smile? my penetrating gaze as I try to beguile before, bemoan, begin the beginning in this game there's no losers both of us are winning IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 01:11 PM Indeed! IP: Logged
ghanima81 Moderator Posts: 520 From: Maine Registered: Apr 2009	posted April 13, 2005 01:22 PM IP: Logged
Bluemoon unregistered	posted April 13, 2005 02:14 PM I do like this game, and all of the rhyming. Pixie, you have such great timing. Ghanima, welcome, you are good at this game. Someone else started this, what was his name? He has a jeweled Twacker and his thing is quite large. Where are you Blueroamer, are you in charge? IP: Logged

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