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belgz
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posted August 26, 2007 08:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Determination of Male organs

Every birth chart/Horoscope has 12 houses. In those 12 houses, a plannets has to stay in there houses. 8th house of the horoscope indicates size of male organs.

If the 8th house belongs to





SUN If Sun is in 8th house the native has virile and well proportioned organs with normal sex functions.
MOON If Moon is in 8th house the native has slightly undersized and flaccid organ and sex functioning depends upon moods.
MERCURY If Mercury is in 8th house the native has slightly undersized , flaccid and weak organ. Native also suffers from inferiority complex in sex matters.
MARS If Mars is in 8th house the native has small , active and well proportioned organ.
JUPITER If Jupiter is in 8th house the native has normal size but active and verile organs.
SATURN If Saturn is in 8th house the native has long and lanky organ but not very capable.

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MoonDreamer81
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posted August 26, 2007 08:49 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What if their 8th house is empty??

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NeptuneLove
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posted August 26, 2007 08:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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What if their 8th house is empty??

MoonDreamer, you already know the answer !

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Seeing Stars 7.21
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posted August 26, 2007 11:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seeing Stars 7.21     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmm Im sticking with body size for this one.. (genetics) besides I have no placements in 8th house. but is ruled by aries. I have never gotten any complaints from any of the girls I have been with.. In fact one of my exes told me I was the biggest she has ever had.. even after being with other guys.

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posted August 27, 2007 01:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Seeing Stars..Maybe you have the virility of a pluto trine juno person?

I for one am an 8th house Sun and HAVE received complaints

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posted August 27, 2007 01:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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What if their 8th house is empty??

owww that's not good.. that's not good at all

*shakes head sadly*


lol

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posted August 27, 2007 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I for one am an 8th house Sun and HAVE received complaints

ohhhh really? That's mean.. It's ok they're all who*res

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted August 27, 2007 02:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry belgz, not really sure where you got this information...

It does not seem to be accurate at all.

I am no expert by any means when it comes to male organs.
I do however have the accurate astroligical data on every man I've slept with.
Note: I am not a teeny bopper and have spent some years around the block if ya' know what I mean. I had my fair share of subjects to test this theory with.

I did not find in any case at all, that it accurately produced (or) fortold the results of reality.

I think that it's a facinating subject of course, as I am human. May I suggest that you do further research, to find something more able to be validated towards this subject?


Sendin' love your way,
"your friend in spirit"

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Seeing Stars 7.21
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posted August 27, 2007 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seeing Stars 7.21     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I do have Pluto Trine Juno but how does that effect my endowment?

Im blaming me being 6'3 with a size 14 shoe on my size!

as far as sexual nature well thats not really what we are talking. so just size

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posted August 27, 2007 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have an 8th house Sun and Jupiter, but I did take issue with some of the information put forth at that site.

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etheric distortion
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posted August 27, 2007 04:40 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"ohhhh really? That's mean.. It's ok they're all who*res "


LOL....

I don't care what they say as long as they have big boobs

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marsconjunctmercury
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posted August 27, 2007 07:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
By one system i have Jupiter in the 8th (Pisces), but by equal it is in the 9th (Pisces). So i guess the 8th is empty (Aquarius).

I heard the best measurer is the length between the end of the thumb and index finger when stretched out. Mind you when i do this it is 8 inches which is bigger, and not really that accurate.
Another one is from the bottom of the palm of your hand to the tip of the tallest finger. Again 8 inches for me. lol

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Kowasu
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posted August 29, 2007 03:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I have chiron, juno, mars, venus, and sedna all cojoining within said 8th house(Taurus). I've never recieved any complaints and was told I was thick.

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posted September 06, 2007 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kamots     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This 8th house/size theory sounds BS to me, but it would be cool to test it.

It's probably just genetics, though I never asked my dad about his size
I have Uranus in my 8th house and Scorpio on the cusp. Size is absolutely normal.

Maybe the more experienced ladies could prove or unprove this 8th house theory.

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MoonDreamer81
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posted September 06, 2007 08:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Where have you been Kamots?Haven't seen you around here lately!Glad you're back though!

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posted September 06, 2007 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kamots     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi MoonDreamer!!!

I have been away for months now. I started working with kids who have autism. Then I got a new girlfriend and since she has a young kid, I kinda helped out. Now we broke up and I went on holidays to Latvia. Everything is fine except for the fact I broke another rib in Jiu-Jitsu. I'm also fighting my Saturn transits right now
Hope you're fine too. I'll write you on myspace

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Scorpio Chick
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posted September 06, 2007 09:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
All astrology aside, what genetic factors would contribute to umm.. 'gifted-ness' in that dept? Does the mom's or dad's genes figure in the equation? Anyone know from a scientific/medical POV?

On a side note, the biggest I've ever had was an Aries, next was Scorpio. Aqua's seem to be gifted as well. Virgos have been short and skinny. That's it for my list, lol.

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posted September 06, 2007 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two women I've polled have said that a Virgo was their biggest.

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posted September 06, 2007 11:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seeing Stars 7.21     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I failed to mention I have Eros conjunction Eris in 8th.. I dont know if that does anything

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posted September 07, 2007 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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All astrology aside, what genetic factors would contribute to umm.. 'gifted-ness' in that dept? Does the mom's or dad's genes figure in the equation? Anyone know from a scientific/medical POV?

Its both the parents actually and IMO that has more to do with Penis size then astrology. People forget that a women's clitoris is what leads to creation of Penis in males so couple that with the right genetic markers and you have yourself a basic guide for penis sizes Lol!

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posted August 21, 2013 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brendan34     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This seems kind of ridiculous, I think it is genetic. I have moon in eighth house and would say honestly, I more than average. Also, I have a high sex drive. These stereotypes with signs and sex drive I don't find to be true... maybe with risk taking/ promiscuity it rings true, but with sex drive I think it's genetic make-up.

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posted August 21, 2013 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brendan34     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This seems kind of ridiculous, I think it is genetic. I have moon in eighth house and would say honestly, I more than average. Also, I have a high sex drive. These stereotypes with signs and sex drive I don't find to be true... maybe with risk taking/ promiscuity it rings true, but with sex drive I think it's genetic make-up.

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posted August 21, 2013 07:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brendan34     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think these stereotypes are ridiculous, and genital size is not determined through astrology. Perhaps behavioral tendencies, like promiscuity could be attributed to some aspects in a chart.

I have Moon in House 8, am male, and am honestly, above average. I think this stuff will make people more self-conscious than anything.

I've also read numerous times that water signs are not sexual, or as sexual as the other signs. Yet, I am a highly sexual person, have a high sex drive, and my chart is filled with water. I just am discrete generally and am a relationship oriented person, so it wouldn't be obvious in my behavior. But that doesn't mean it's not there for water signs. Some of the most sensually appealing people are water signs.

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posted August 25, 2013 03:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SerpeantKing     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm quite happy with my **** . My 8th house Gemini is empty-but well supported-except for moon, uranus, and neptune opposition. I measured it at 7.5 inches from the base-and proportioned. Works just fine too but the worst times in your life-is when your dick doesn't work right. It's like "Oh my god! What have I done!?"

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posted August 25, 2013 08:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dark_Sun9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't beleive 8th house/scorpio affects the actual size of the sexual organs ... i have a cancer 8th house but scorpio stellium 12th house, like 6.5" at 18. Im happy

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1st House: Sagittarius Ascendant, Sagittarius Moon, Sagittarius Neptune.

2nd House: Uranus in Capricorn.

3rd House: Saturn in Aquarius.

5th House: Ketu in Aries.

9th House: Mars in Leo.

11th House: Venus + Rahu in Libra.

12TH HOUSE: Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, Pluto in Scorpio.

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