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Topic: Smegma
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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 1382 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted January 06, 2006 06:22 PM
I once did think For a minute or two That all that mattered Was my smegma shoeIt sat on the floor All spittered and spattered And dripped and slimed Upon anything that mattered Oh who did do this? I often asked Was it a stranger? Someone masked? Who would drip smegma all over my shoe? Who? who? Would do this uncouth action To drip smegma all over my bastion Where I put my feet every day To walk upon the earthen clay Now I must toss the soiled one Towards it with great anger I flew Now fling the creature into the washer! Once and for all, to erase this snafu But oh if i find out Who did drip that goo That smegma offender I will do the same to him too! IP: Logged |
lotusheartone Knowflake Posts: 4340 From: piopolis, quebec canada Registered: Jul 2005
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posted January 06, 2006 06:34 PM
smegma, hehe mega mathat is no fun! but it is funny! IP: Logged |
pinkfairy Knowflake Posts: 266 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 07, 2006 01:00 PM
OTruly a masterpiece Sir BRAVO for you and your smegma too !!!! IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Moderator Posts: 2718 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 09, 2006 01:22 PM
How on earth ( and smegma ) did I miss this?Wow.... that was just... wow an ode to smegma shoes... who would've thought one could express it? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Moderator Posts: 2718 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted January 09, 2006 01:25 PM
Oh hey! Here's the perfect place to ask! How do I ask if my eleven year old, who is uncomfortable discussing 'private' body things, if he regularily cleans his uncircumcised member? Do I read him your poem? I just want to make sure all is well, as I think he might be too uncomfortable ( due to age) to talk with me about this... but I respect his privacy and still want him to have the best personal health he can have.. you know? Oh Smegma, what a tortured world we live in.IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 1382 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted January 09, 2006 01:30 PM
LOL just tell him if its dripping on his shoes he def needs to batheIP: Logged |