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Topic: My Funny Impressions of Ascendant Signs
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Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1598 From: Plutanus Registered: Jul 2015
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posted December 21, 2016 09:58 PM
These are not meant to be accurate, it's for entertainment value. If they are accurate, kudos! Enjoy Aries: "Hey, you wanna be friends? Okay, we can be friends, just DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. I will SHOOT YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!" Taurus: "Everybody thinks that I just have so much money and am just so rich, but I don't even have enough to feed my family." *is seen wearing $500 jacket* Gemini: "Hey random person! Do you want to know about my life, okay so I just went to the store today and I was just looking at some new jeans and I was like, 'omg, these don't fit me at all!' they were like huge and bulbous and, oh did you hear about the new movie coming out?! It is so..." Cancer: "My mommy won't pick me up from school! I love her so much and she told me that I deal with it. That's so cruel!!" *continues crying endlessly* Leo: "I just walk into the area and EVERYBODY knows me! I'm just so fabulous; if there's someone not looking at me, I will RIP their head off and hold it so that they are forced to look at me!! So, how was your day? Were you thinking about me?" Virgo: "Everybody is so disgusting! They never brush their teeth, they've got stains all over their shirts, they don't even see these things! How could they be so oblivious, I mean anybody with common sense should see it!" Libra: "Oh wow, you're so beautiful and so cool! I just love the way you do things...let's be BESTIES!!!!" *never answers your calls, never texts you, never asks you to do anything with them* *you meet up again* "Oh hey! We should totally hang out!" Scorpio: "I hate you all! All you want to do is get into my privacy! You don't even know how stupid you are; I'm not going to waste my time explaining this to you because you're too stupid to see it. I know you better than you know yourself!!" Sagittarius: *Is literally so happy you think they are extremely shallow and superficial* "So, I don't want to go to calculus. Let's talk about Jesus! We can do this when we're heading to Greece! I've your tacky tourist outfit already ready!" Capricorn: "You're just a bunch of whiners. Why don't you just do the work; you'll be done with it anyways. The only reason I have no friends is because everybody thinks I'm a living robot; I mean, I don't understand." Aquarius: "Hey, come hang out with me and do these things nobody else is interested in! I'm at every group meetup and everybody knows who I am. Look at my alien-like face!" Pisces: "Who am I? What am I? Where am I? What is this place? Who are you? What are you doing? Oh, is that what you're doing? I think I forgot. Oops, what are we supposed to do? Oh yeah, I remember. I'm you, with all the flaws removed." ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 732 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted December 21, 2016 10:36 PM
Haha nice!IP: Logged |
Ayelet Knowflake Posts: 2071 From: Registered: Sep 2010
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posted December 21, 2016 11:32 PM
Good ones! I liked best Pisces, even though the only Pisces placement I have is SN... Very cool. I have Capricorn rising AND friends, haha!IP: Logged |
Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1598 From: Plutanus Registered: Jul 2015
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posted December 21, 2016 11:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ayelet: Good ones! I liked best Pisces, even though the only Pisces placement I have is SN... Very cool. I have Capricorn rising AND friends, haha!
OMG!!!! Are they robot friends? ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
Gemini Blues Knowflake Posts: 1293 From: The future... or the past. I get them confused... Registered: May 2014
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posted December 21, 2016 11:40 PM
You think you know me? You think you know me better than I know myself? Well you don't. I'd tell you how you're wrong but then I'd have to tell you about myself. On the Internet. Where everybody could see. I'm just too private for that. And deep. You forgot deep. Now, where did I put that black coat and hat and those mirrored sunglasses? LOL!
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Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1598 From: Plutanus Registered: Jul 2015
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posted December 21, 2016 11:45 PM
quote: Originally posted by Gemini Blues: You think you know me? You think you know me better than I know myself? Well you don't. I'd tell you how you're wrong but then I'd have to tell you about myself. On the Internet. Where everybody could see. I'm just too private for that. And deep. You forgot deep. Now, where did I put that black coat and hat and those mirrored sunglasses? LOL!
I know you so well that I know that you have Gemini somewhere in your chart!! SEE ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
Gemini Blues Knowflake Posts: 1293 From: The future... or the past. I get them confused... Registered: May 2014
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posted December 21, 2016 11:48 PM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: I know you so well that I know that you have Gemini somewhere in your chart!! SEE
*Whispers* It's just a cover. 8th house sun. I'm really a Scorpio born in June... IP: Logged |
Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1598 From: Plutanus Registered: Jul 2015
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posted December 22, 2016 12:20 AM
quote: Originally posted by Gemini Blues: *Whispers* It's just a cover. 8th house sun. I'm really a Scorpio born in June...
WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!! My Cancer Sun in January is coming after you! ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
Ayelet Knowflake Posts: 2071 From: Registered: Sep 2010
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posted December 22, 2016 12:24 AM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: OMG!!!!Are they robot friends?
Of course IP: Logged |
strawberryaa Knowflake Posts: 307 From: Registered: Dec 2015
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posted December 22, 2016 12:39 AM
Hahaha libra spot on!!! IP: Logged |
moongaze Knowflake Posts: 120 From: Registered: Sep 2016
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posted December 22, 2016 12:41 AM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: Cancer: "My mommy won't pick me up from school! I love her so much and she told me that I deal with it. That's so cruel!!" *continues crying endlessly*
This is totally my sister. She even had a mental breakdown once because my mom was nearly 3 hours late in picking her up once. Poor thing. IP: Logged |
Gemini Blues Knowflake Posts: 1293 From: The future... or the past. I get them confused... Registered: May 2014
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posted December 22, 2016 12:51 AM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!! My Cancer Sun in January is coming after you!
[Accent = Mock New Jersey] Yeah, I got your Cancer sun riiight here... [/accent] Lol! Seriously, I need to stop posting. Mercury Rx and needing sleep don't mix well... IP: Logged |
charlie Knowflake Posts: 4051 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted December 22, 2016 02:12 AM
These are fun and actually somewhat accurate! However, I am cringing at the Cancer ASC because in my experience, it's even worse than what you wrote.. *my Cap Moon shudders*IP: Logged |
next to neptune Knowflake Posts: 2961 From: The Moon Registered: Aug 2013
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posted December 22, 2016 04:54 AM
Hahaha I know a libra asc who is exactly like that with everyone she meets lol IP: Logged |
visions Knowflake Posts: 467 From: france Registered: Feb 2010
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posted December 22, 2016 05:03 AM
i loved the pisces part so much !!!IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 20482 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted December 22, 2016 09:03 AM
hehehehehIP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 20482 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted December 22, 2016 09:06 AM
quote: Originally posted by visions: i loved the pisces part so much !!!
My Pisces moon square Neptune read that and was thinking, "Is this about me? Could it be about me? Are we all the same? What is this? How does he know? Could a Pisces ASC ever find me? Is the universe really expanding?...." IP: Logged |
yota13 Knowflake Posts: 62 From: Registered: Jan 2014
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posted December 22, 2016 09:46 AM
Laughing, Gemini and Pisces are spot on. IP: Logged |
Aries23Degrees Knowflake Posts: 3683 From: South Africa Registered: Dec 2012
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posted December 22, 2016 10:41 AM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: These are not meant to be accurate, it's for entertainment value. If they are accurate, kudos! Enjoy Aries: "Hey, you wanna be friends? Okay, we can be friends, just DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. I will SHOOT YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!"
I am always in the mood of making new friends. As long as they are enthusiastic and receptive. We will get close in no time. IP: Logged |