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From: ca
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posted February 10, 2009 12:23 PM         

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Funny Joke:

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her
husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25......man down!'

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From: aspideronmars
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posted February 10, 2009 12:28 PM         

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HAHAHA that's funny

She must be ummm... something beefy to down her man so i'm gonna say taurus?

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posted February 10, 2009 12:48 PM         

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You don't mess with the bull!

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posted February 10, 2009 01:01 PM         

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no and also im taurean so im not insulting anyone!

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posted February 10, 2009 01:50 PM           

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Aries, Leo

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posted February 10, 2009 01:52 PM           

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leo
clean-up on aisle 5

oh crap - i see the hidden trick -leo's don't shop for face cream at walmart -
maybe taurus!

lara - a taurus weighing in at 82 pounds talking about beefy ! I will tell you what though, 82 pounds or not, they can be tough!

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posted February 10, 2009 04:48 PM         

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poor Pisces man (drinks a lot) down by Aries female.

(Agree with sunshine, Leos don't shop for face cream at walmart)

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posted February 10, 2009 06:50 PM         

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Pisces!!! Why pisceans? Scorpios are heavy drinkers too!!!

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posted February 10, 2009 08:39 PM         

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I have a taurus friend and it's not her temper that is scary, it's the fact that just about EVERYTHING gets her angry or is offensive to her and she has no problem letting the entire world know when she is angry, whether it's yelling at the top of her lungs about it, or on the phone so that all of NYC can hear her...
she's more bark than bite..its the silent ones that are scary..those scorpios..

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posted February 12, 2009 02:07 AM           

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sounds like a taurus to me. not to the T taurus but enough so, more so than any other sign. a leo would not care about saving money at all, they splurge on everything and are very bad at saving but a taurus will spill money occasionally on beauty items. lol

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posted June 16, 2009 05:39 PM         

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I know this is a really old thread, but I'm laughing because I'm a taurus and this is soooo true!! In fact, I think this happened just yesterday (minus the beating my bf up thing lol)

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posted June 16, 2009 07:33 PM         

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ya etherealenlightenment
i was just lying in bed trying to watch a movie, but really wondering how i can stop myself from these outbursts. i wonder if there is a way. i was thinking maybe i should like go to my car and sit and yell and pretend i am yelling at that particular person. it is really hard to control. once it starts, you just have to let it out. i have tried and tried to calm down. last month this guy flipped me off for no reason i was not even tailgaiting. i made sure! so i tried to stop in the middle of the road, and asked him what then! and threw my hands up. i got to my house and actually turned around to go back to his subdivision. too bad i did not find him... he was rude for no reason and you never know what is going on in someone's head when you offend them so people should be careful. he caught me in a really bad/asd thought because my dad had just died. but i really would like to change this. i guess. sometimes it is needed for people who think they can run you over. i wont be. i dont even think it is a maturity thing its just a personality thing. but if there are any suggestions that would be great! my daugher has sun in taurus and we have to calm eachother down at times! she said "mama i just blanked out like i dont even know what i said!" i said ya i already know about that just get to the story!

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