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posted October 14, 2009 11:32 PM         

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Hello my lovely

I thought I'd start our own thread lol.

How are you? I hear that you have been having eye trouble. I told that dildo's were dangerous.

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posted October 15, 2009 01:26 AM         

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Is Dildo the number 1 brand for eye drops in Oz?

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posted October 15, 2009 02:28 AM         

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Damn! Sprung!

No more peeping through keyholes otherwise YOUR eye might get a poke!!!

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posted October 15, 2009 02:29 AM         

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This brand comes highly recommended.

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posted October 15, 2009 02:37 AM         

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Damn PA!!! I'm totally exposed now. I did actually glue a bucket to my hand once!!!!

Deux - Dildo is a brand that is used in many ways in Oz...

*** it's a name we can call d1ckheads
*** it's a pleasure object
*** it's a belt you can wear to hang your hammer

Dildos should come with a warning!

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posted October 15, 2009 02:44 AM         

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Ah, doesn't everyone do that koi?

Well, no, not really, I guess. I just was just trying to be polite.

Speaking of which. I was trying to follow the directions that you gave me to your house. Somehow I managed to get lost and that GPS device is not helping right now.

You said to turn left and......

Am I close?

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posted October 15, 2009 02:58 AM         

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You sure are, PA.

Just a little further down. It's the pink house with a smile on its face. It's just lit up a cigarette, so I'll be easy to find.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:04 AM         

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Nice joint, koi. Just a quick turn left, and then right.

Ah, I can see you now.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:09 AM         

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I'd better watch I don't poke my other eye out. I only have 2 eyes, 1 dildo and 1 joint. The math spells DANGER

It's really hard finding ways to have fun.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:10 AM         

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This is after one romantic night making out under the stars....

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posted October 15, 2009 03:13 AM         

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I should be more careful how I make out under the stars

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posted October 15, 2009 03:15 AM         

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Better not invite you over for a bbq then.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:16 AM         

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In fact, better not go anywhere with you.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:18 AM         

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Like to swing, eh, koi?

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posted October 15, 2009 03:22 AM         

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Poor koi.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:29 AM         

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I do have standards and know when to draw the line.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:30 AM         

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I'm not sure, I think I know what that is. So, umm, nice beaver, koi.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:34 AM         

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Or should I say. Nice beaver in a ram suit. Can't fool me. Too much Aries. I can spot my own kind from a very far distance. Even with x-ray vision. Night vision too.

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posted October 15, 2009 03:35 AM         

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He's sexy, she said. I saw it.

Speaking of Sagittarians.

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posted October 15, 2009 04:03 AM         

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He is so cool...! Jimi invented 'cool'

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posted October 15, 2009 04:07 AM         

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That's right, don't get me anywhere a BBQ, or a pool for that matter...

oops... photobucket doesn't like bottoms!

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posted October 15, 2009 04:18 AM         

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I guess that changes the meaning of "having a whale of a time".

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posted October 15, 2009 04:20 AM         

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Hey! How weird was that. I made that last post in this thread after I created the pire thread but the pire thread was still on top of this one after I posted here!

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posted October 15, 2009 04:32 AM         

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So you posted in that last post in this thread after the pire thread and this thread was on top after you posted here? Or you posted in that last post in this thread after the pire thread and that thread was on top after you posted here? Or you posted in that last post in this thread after the pire thread and that thread was on top of the thread after you posted in the last thread? Oh, I get it now, you posted in that last post in this thread after the pire thread and that thread was on top after you posted here. Gotcha!

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posted October 15, 2009 04:33 AM         

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In other words.......... yeah!

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